Gimme your best pickup lines!! ;)

[Intriguedbyu]

Meeting women in Europe, hi i am Randy and are you.

 

[Intriguedbyu]

I am good but my dogs GREAT!

 

[Nosfura2]

Hey... do you work at Subway...?? Because you just gave me a foot long...!!

 

[Nosfura2]

Has anyone told you that you have 'Spanner Eyes'...??
Every time you look at me you tighten my nuts...!!

 

[lucyninfomana00]

want some scooby snacks?

 

[Nosfura2]

Have you ever been hunting for turkeys....???
Oh it's easy... you gobble, and I'll shoot...!!

 

[Intriguedbyu]

Ill bet my dog fucks better than me.

 

[Intriguedbyu]

you know my dogs the best stud ever, 7 breeding and all took.

Have you ever been hunting for turkeys....???
Oh it's easy... you gobble, and I'll shoot...!!

ins't that what happened to Chaney when he went hunting.

 

[Intriguedbyu]

when your eating a taco next to a woman, you ask; you know why tacos are my 2nd favorite food; they look like pussy

 

[JazzyPaws]

Get in the van

 

[Tetra234]

Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up..

 

[JazzyPaws]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Adder]

Are you swiss cheese? Because you have some empty holes that need filling. (spare me)

 

[Unicornwizard]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I know we never really met before, but tell me.. Does this rag smell like chloroform.

 

[Unicornwizard]

I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

 

[Unicornwizard]

I hope you like dragons, because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

 

[thecdbeast]

Did you play with Barbies? Tell you hwhat I'll be ken and you'll be the box I "cum" in

 

[thecdbeast]

I like your shoes, they'd look great around my shoulders.

 

[thecdbeast]

Want to do dinner and a movie, then breakfast in the morning?

 

[thecdbeast]

Damn girl, you a cigarette cause i wanna put your butt in my mouth

 

[thecdbeast]

I was going to set up reservations tonight, what time do your legs open?

 

[thecdbeast]

You the difference between you and sunglasses?
Sunglasses sit higher on my face

 

[saddlebum66]

Hey cutie, wanna visit the "Sad Bastards" new recruiting station? ?