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Gimme your best pickup lines!! ;)

hahahahah.. I LOVE these. .The better question is if any of them have worked, even to create a conversational opening. I would think that most would, in the very least, earn you a disgusted look. I am not one for words and it is perhaps why I am still single.. My pickup lines are more like "Hey....So, you like (whatever they are drinking)? Cool. Well, see you later."
 
K9GuyinTX said:
hahahahah.. I LOVE these. .The better question is if any of them have worked, even to create a conversational opening. I would think that most would, in the very least, earn you a disgusted look. I am not one for words and it is perhaps why I am still single.. My pickup lines are more like "Hey....So, you like (whatever they are drinking)? Cool. Well, see you later."
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I tried one many years ago and it did not work at all. I thought it was a pretty good one.

This woman was on the phone. A payphone showing my age here I walked up.

"I am sorry."
For what?" She asked
"For not being home when you are trying to call." She rolled her eyes got back on the phone and all I heard her say before I walked away was.

"Nothing just some asshole thinking he is smooth."
 
Jeez, women on the phone, amirite? lol
Tbaron said:
I tried one many years ago and it did not work at all. I thought it was a pretty good one.

This woman was on the phone. A payphone showing my age here I walked up.

"I am sorry."
For what?" She asked
"For not being home when you are trying to call." She rolled her eyes got back on the phone and all I heard her say before I walked away was.

"Nothing just some asshole thinking he is smooth."
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I also tried to be just a normal honest guy. I waited all night outside this woman's house just to tell her how pretty I thought she was.

"Jessie you are so Pretty." She was caught off gaurd.

"Holy shit a talking Bush!"
 
Tbaron said:
I also tried to be just a normal honest guy. I waited all night outside this woman's house just to tell her how pretty I thought she was.

"Jessie you are so Pretty." She was caught off gaurd.

"Holy shit a talking Bush!"
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What, she's never seen a Disney movie?
 
One that I used once on a pain in the ass woman I knew.

You must be a parking ticket.

"Why?

Because you are about to cost me a lot of money and ruin my day,.
 
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