K_9River_rat
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
So obviously I'll go first here!
So I had been drinking and went to sit on the porcelain throne.
While there, I decided it was 420 time.
I had probably drank more than I should have, and definitely smoked more than I should have, because one moment, everything was fine, the next, I was hit by an oncoming train. My head was spinning to the point where I leaned against the wall.
My k9 lover was there, as the usual.
At some point I decided to get up. I'm not really sure what happened, but pants and underwear around ones ankles make walking rather difficult.
I went to take a step and pretty much failed. Pants around ones ankles make it difficult to put one's feet where they need to be to maintain stable footing. My drunk/stoned ass is now heading for the floor, face first.
My k9 buddy figured he'd help me in the best way possible and promptly took advantage of the situation and jumped my bones on the spot..
I laid on the floor laughing my ass off the entire time because I just couldn't get past the humor of the situation.
So I had been drinking and went to sit on the porcelain throne.
While there, I decided it was 420 time.
I had probably drank more than I should have, and definitely smoked more than I should have, because one moment, everything was fine, the next, I was hit by an oncoming train. My head was spinning to the point where I leaned against the wall.
My k9 lover was there, as the usual.
At some point I decided to get up. I'm not really sure what happened, but pants and underwear around ones ankles make walking rather difficult.
I went to take a step and pretty much failed. Pants around ones ankles make it difficult to put one's feet where they need to be to maintain stable footing. My drunk/stoned ass is now heading for the floor, face first.
My k9 buddy figured he'd help me in the best way possible and promptly took advantage of the situation and jumped my bones on the spot..
I laid on the floor laughing my ass off the entire time because I just couldn't get past the humor of the situation.