females who own stallions?

[Yoxxoy]

I want to ask a few questions via PMs if you're cool with doing so hit me up. I'm curious on how people handle pets differently

 

[pes]

I want to ask a few questions via PMs if you're cool with doing so hit me up. I'm curious on how people handle pets differently

Sneakiest sex chat request I have seen.

 

[caikgoch]

Sneakiest sex chat request I have seen.

Not really. The dead give away is when they have questions about animals that only females can answer. I'd also be very wary of anyona who calls a stallion a "pet"

 

[Bucephalus]

I can maybe answer a couple of legitimate questions. But Stallions, and most horses in general I would not call "pets" in any sense of the word.

 

[dartel]

What? You meam I can't have a lap stallion someday? I demand to see my senator. We deserve horses that behave like dogs!

 

[caikgoch]

What? You meam I can't have a lap stallion someday? I demand to see my senator. We deserve horses that behave like dogs!

You can have one, that's the easy part, but you may find that having is much more work than wanting.

 

[UR20Z]

You can have one, that's the easy part, but you may find that having is much more work than wanting.

Somebody's recently (re)seen the ST:TOS episode "Amok Time", huh?

 

[saddlebum66]

What? You meam I can't have a lap stallion someday? I demand to see my senator. We deserve horses that behave like dogs!

To misquote Sheriff Brody "We're gonna need a bigger lap!"

 

[UR20Z]

I like how he(?) showed up about a year ago, spent several months sporadically begging for (mostly watersports and shit-games) spank-material, vanished for 6 months or so, and suddenly, he's back wanting to go directly to DMs... Any bets that such DMs will involve something real close to "Hey, can ya send me some vids of having a stallion piss on you?"

 

[dartel]

I like how he(?) showed up about a year ago, spent several months sporadically begging for (mostly watersports and shit-games) spank-material, vanished for 6 months or so, and suddenly, he's back wanting to go directly to DMs... Any bets that such DMs will involve something real close to "Hey, can ya send me some vids of having a stallion piss on you?"

That would explain his new request post. Probably had past warnings and deletions for forbidden requests and is looking for the same again while trying to evade the mods.

 

[UR20Z]

That would explain his new request post. Probably had past warnings and deletions for forbidden requests and is looking for the same again while trying to evade the mods.

Precisely my thought...

 

[caikgoch]

Somebody's recently (re)seen the ST:TOS episode "Amok Time", huh?

No, I think I actually got that idea from Shakespeare before Spock said it. But I've used many times around newbies dying to own a horse.

To misquote Sheriff Brody "We're gonna need a bigger lap!"

Not really. Allow me to illustrate. BTW, definitely not me.

 

[DoinItDoggyStyle]

You sure can have a lap stallion, but you may not survive the encounter intact.

 

[UR20Z]

No, I think I actually got that idea from Shakespeare before Spock said it. But I've used many times around newbies dying to own a horse.

A rather appropriate application, methinks.

Not really. Allow me to illustrate. BTW, definitely not me.

ROTFL! Dat boy gets any more relaxed, he's gonna tip over and start to stink!

 

[Cajlatsa]

No, I think I actually got that idea from Shakespeare before Spock said it. But I've used many times around newbies dying to own a horse.


Not really. Allow me to illustrate. BTW, definitely not me.

Awesome...I luv it