ChestnutDane
Zooville Philanthropist
What a bizarre post.....
Do any sites that sell dogs list penis size?
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HuskyKnots
Tourist
Jesus that is what I said when I saw this thread.
Not only is this guy looking to buy a dog online, big red flag, he is trying to find a site online that lists how big a dogs dick is, like normal people do that, and on top of all that he is trying to find a dog just for sex.
Like everybody else in this thread has said, get your priorities straight. I know we are all here because we like to fuck animals but that shouldn't be your only goal in life bud, maybe try going out and petting a dog first LOL
chrispbacon
Zooville Settler
I think very, very few people care about dog dick size when getting a dog lol
But this post made me wonder, imagine if you'd always have dick size stated on dating apps, measured by others ofc
But this post made me wonder, imagine if you'd always have dick size stated on dating apps, measured by others ofc
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I think very, very few people care about dog dick size when getting a dog lol
But this post made me wonder, imagine if you'd always have dick size stated on dating apps, measured by others ofc
.......So.......a dating app that leads to even more female disappointment? Sounds fun, let's try that, lol
Ferdinandx
Tourist
I doubt they would haha but generally the bigger dog the bigger dong right
Wolfspirit
Citizen of Zooville
Why YES! I know of the perfect place for you to go to. They have many different breeds in stock, ready to go right off the shelf. Just go to ImADumbshitAsshatAnimalUserAndDontDeserveDogcock.com and they'll serve up your order of fresh dogcock within 24 hrs!
OffgridK9lover
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Based on this question you really best just buy a dildo.
OffgridK9lover
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Then you aren`t thinking creatively! what do you think theif will be more scared of!
OffgridK9lover
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
ya but he won`t be stealing while knotted will they!?!
Wolfspirit
Citizen of Zooville
I didn't see the date lol, but regardless...yes. Yes I did.
KnottySlut69
Tourist
Dogs at Shelters are fixed before they can get adopted. She'd have to find a breeder
Zooprepper51
Tourist
I'm in the middle here. Dick size shouldn't be the deciding factor, but it is a factor. I'm a zoosexual. If I'm looking for a dog, I'm not gonna get a Pomeranian. I'm gonna look for a dog that has a good chance of being a decent sexual partner. If they're into it, awesome. If I get a dog who's interested in sex but too small, neither one of us are going to be satisfied with the relationship. OP is still wrong though.
Zooprepper51
Tourist
Its probably worth checking with a shelter to see if you can do vas/hys as an alternative. My local shelter was willing but said they had to check the law but never got back to me. I wasn't actually looking to adopt at the time so I didn't press them.
baconbaconpancakes
Tourist
I don't think we should have a website listing dogs for adoption by penis size. Still, I find value in all dogs. Energetic dogs are exciting to play with, smart dogs are fun to train, dumb dogs are cute and reliable, lazy dogs are the best to cuddle with, fluffy dogs are soft, short hair dogs are less grooming, dogs with behavior problems or medical problems make me feel extra needed knowing many other owners couldn't handle it, healthy dogs spend more lifetime with you, etc. I could search for a dog to adopt with the largest penis size if I wanted to knowing that all the more important criteria has already been met, and the dog would be loved just the same. I might use that site with a clear conscience.
Also, what is the difference between looking for a dog with a certain penis size vs vagina size? Penis size questions are very frowned upon here. It seems accepted to tell people what size female they might fit in though. Shouldn't we tell them to not think about size and if they end up with a corgi, whatevs?
Also, what is the difference between looking for a dog with a certain penis size vs vagina size? Penis size questions are very frowned upon here. It seems accepted to tell people what size female they might fit in though. Shouldn't we tell them to not think about size and if they end up with a corgi, whatevs?
PawsThatRefreshes
Tourist
Me sex now? Sounds like a speech from one of the old black and white Tarzan movies.Telegram is alot worse in sentence structuring.
If you saw how many people say ranging from "me sex now" to some other bs you wonder how are they still alive
Me Tarzan, you pretty, me sex you now Jane
RSampson
Citizen of Zooville
This is hilarious.
“I got a Great Dane to protect my home because I heard they have the largest cocks, and I trained him to FUCK the intruder to death.”
Said no one, ever. Well, except for me, right there, I guess.
In seriousness, dogs are living creatures, not a dick on legs.
RSampson
Citizen of Zooville
Interestingly enough, I recently asked the latter question myself, but strictly borne from a place of curiosity, as I’ve already got said bitch, and we are very happy with each other already, sans sex. Just want to be the first to go out on the limb and explain my position, as it were.
Well said dear, some people post shit
Zooprepper51
Tourist
Wait a minute, I think you might be on to something. If a robber get bit, he may not try to rob that house again, but if he gets raped for half an hour by a great Dane with a softball sized knot, he may never walk again, let alone rob. Also, bites hurt, but the deepest wounds are on the inside.
If you're ever browsing Craigslist and see an ad like "man seeking guard dog with thundercock and boundary issues", it might be me
iwanttobeabottom
Citizen of Zooville
Because a corgi is way to small for penetrative sex. Medium to large is usually the saying for that. Some slightly smaller than medium possibly could, but if you're going down to the size as a corgi or some little ankle biter, good luck.
iwanttobeabottom
Citizen of Zooville
It's been forever since I've been with a dog, but I feel like I'd want something with a medium-size body, and a cock that's a little on the smaller side. I'm still working on my mouth game.
Definitely no ankle-biters, though. That's the problem with my mom's dog. Well, that and he was neutered.
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Hell, I though Corgis were just the midgets of dog world.....normal size body, short stumpy legs, lol
baconbaconpancakes
Tourist
That was my point. The reason for asking about female dog sizes is also important for male dogs. People and dogs are at risk with sexual incompatibility, especially with new zoos. Great danes anal knotting virgins and tearing out. Small dogs stabbing people with their sharp penis and getting flung or twisted in the surprise. Shitty owners not spending as much time with their dog because the presumption of sex working out at some point gets broken. Lets unwad our panties and try to create as much dog-human harmony as posssible. Not with an adoption site listing dog penis sizes though. I prefer to-the-point distribution of info on sexual compatability.
EarthWanderer012
Tourist
Why would they? Lol. That's not pertinent information to most people looking for dogs.
"Oh by the way, for anyone wondering, here's a list of our dogs' penis sizes."
"Oh by the way, for anyone wondering, here's a list of our dogs' penis sizes."
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Corgis are a lot bigger than you think they are. They are pretty short, but will weigh 35-40 pounds, and typically are not "anklebiters". They are classed as Herding Dogs, with a difference.
They were bred originally to keep outsider critters out of the pastures they patrolled. In that, low is a blessing. The cattle, horses and sheep have a hard time connecting a kick. Corgis dodge very easily.
Insofar as "instrumental" concerns go, at this weight, corgis are not "small in the saddle". They aren't huge but they ARE capable. Probably they're best suited to missionary sex...but they're flexible.
They were bred originally to keep outsider critters out of the pastures they patrolled. In that, low is a blessing. The cattle, horses and sheep have a hard time connecting a kick. Corgis dodge very easily.
Insofar as "instrumental" concerns go, at this weight, corgis are not "small in the saddle". They aren't huge but they ARE capable. Probably they're best suited to missionary sex...but they're flexible.