Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[SacWolf]

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

 

[humananimal]

when at home the child told that today the teacher leaned forward and one of her lungs fell out!

 

[dartel]

when at home the child told that today the teacher leaned forward and one of her lungs fell out!

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[humananimal]

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I am sure you know ?

 

[milabue]

If you are not part of the solution, you must be part of the problem.

nope

 

[humananimal]

A better solution : read the manual

But nowadays many manuals are apparently machine-translated (often from chinese) to english.
I can’t read Chinese, and often the ‘translation’ is just as incomprehensible to me ?

 

[Z00ey_Philosophies]

“Anything the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve”

 

[milabue]

“Anything the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve”

silly make happy fluff

 

[dartel]

"Any civilized being knows an open invitation is no invitation at all."

 

[kyle_62]

You are how you choose to be

 

[dartel]

"Sends a fool on a man's errand and he'll return still a fool."

 

[dartel]

"Just because you don't have a soul doesn't mean they don't exist."
~ coworker to me

I laughed and said "I'll take it".

 

[kyle_62]

There will never be another now

 

[dartel]

"As any Irishman will tell you: 'when things start exploding it's best to avoid the police at all costs'."

 

[dartel]

"Accidentally kill a man's wife, there's a 30% chance he'll be forever grateful. Accidentally combust a man's sniffer dog and he'll never forgive you."

 

[dartel]

"I believe we are having the sort of day that would make even Mother Teresa kick babies."

 

[dartel]

"Why can't the world ever just end in cupcakes and unicorn-rabbits?"

 

[dartel]

"Nothing's ever lost, it's just waiting to be found."

 

[dartel]

"Everyone lies. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do. The guilty lie because they have no other choice."

 

[Danbeast]

"Live in the past and life won't last, in the future, beware, living there makes it easy to scare"

A moment of inspiration from realms beyond from years ago

 

[DaviniaVel]

"The only thing that will inherently simplify chaos is imbalance."

 

[dartel]

"There is nothing more honest than telling the truth. Unless you're lying about telling the truth. Which means that the lie is actually the truth, but truth is a lie."

 

[dartel]

"They say obsession is the cancer of mental illness, but if you ask me, anyone who can ignore his gut was never sane in the first place."

 

[dartel]

"Hunting is only a sport if the animals have guns too."

 

[dartel]

"Schemes, no matter how well crafted, are powerless in the face of overwhelming military prowess."

 

[milabue]

"Hunting is only a sport if the animals have guns too."

heh
my first thought is
The Most Dangerous Game

 

[milabue]

"Schemes, no matter how well crafted, are powerless in the face of overwhelming military prowess."

As stated it fails to address lots of situations. True in general, but sometimes...

 

[Houndlust]

"Young people want variety, older people want stability"

 

[dartel]

"It's the old nature nurture question. I believe males are born somewhat disgusting, but need to spend years with each other to fine tune it into a sort of total grossness."

 

[milabue]

Maxim 12: "A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.