Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[dartel]

"The terrible thing about prayers is that sometimes gods answer."

 

[dartel]

"Behind every great man there's a woman with a vibrator."

 

[dartel]

"Any day without needing explosives is a good day.”

 

[Cyon]

"When in doubt: C4"

 

[wishboner]

Words of wisdom for today:

Don't go to Taco Bell today or there will be no silent night on Christmas Eve! hehe

 

[wishboner]

Fuck buddies definitely seem to last longer than relationships...

 

[Minxen]

“I dont know what happened to you but it could be any number of explanations. Hallucination, telepathic communication from another race, repressed memory, momentary contact with a parallel reality. Take your pick. The universe is such a strange place. “

The Doctor to Tuvok.
Star Trek Voyager S3e2

 

[wishboner]

Two Girlfriends Are Better Than One

 

[TheK9Watcher3]

"The only Zen you find at the top of a mountain is the Zen you bring there with you."

 

[Knutshack]

Shoot many bullets and you'll hit the target

 

[wishboner]

Some people are wise, some people are otherwise.

 

[bacozoo]

All right

Wild child full of grace
Savior of the human race
Your cool face

Natural child, terrible child
Not your mother's or your father's child
Your our child, screamin' wild

(An ancient lunatic reigns
In the trees of the night)
With hunger at her heels
And freedom in her eyes
She dances on her knees
Pirate prince at her side
Staring into the hollow idol's eye

Wild child full of grace
Savior of the human race
Your cool face
Your cool face
Your cool face

You remember when we were in Africa?

Wild Child​

The Doors​

 

[tonacious_p]

Born to shit, forced to wipe

"Who wipes?" Lemur King Madagascar

 

[gwen]

"Who wipes?" Lemur King Madagascar

His names king julien

 

[wishboner]

FUCK! It's what's for breakfast.

 

[Sedirae]

Shoot many bullets and you'll hit the target

Accuracy through volume of fire

 

[Derek18]

Aim small miss small

 

[Reconscope]

A mistake and lie and the truth converge into one's true self.

 

[Reconscope]

“Sometimes animals are more human than people and other times people are more animal than animals”​

― Michelangelo Saez, Zori 2ª Parte (copy and pasted)

 

[wishboner]

"It's really cold outside, they are calling it a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"

Twitler, 10/19/15

 

[wishboner]

People are shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician!

 

[humananimal]

Si vis pacem, para bellum.
That’s about as deep as it gets

That is what European Union is doing now !

 

[dartel]

"What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?"

 

[Derek18]

“Sunshine don’t fear death respect it you never know when it’s coming ok you can’t run from it you can’t hide from it live everyday like it’s you last day ok sunshine but responsibility Always comes first and nothing else but when it comes make sure you have already made peace with it I love you sunshine” last words my great grandmother told me before she passed away

 

[wishboner]

When love is real, farts don't matter! Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[humananimal]

When love is real, farts don't matter! Happy Valentine's Day!

Oh. Some would say ‘when fart is real, love doesn’t matter’

 

[wishboner]

Never date a girl who doesn’t respect your wife.

 

[Reconscope]

he poorer the person the bigger their heart while richer someone is the more poorer their soul.

 

[dartel]

"A god without authority is the same as a ghost."

 

[humananimal]

Never date a girl who doesn’t respect your wife.

Some women will not date a man living with his mother, but she will date a man living with his wife