Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[UR20Z]

Gross.....you're French????

Not french enough to kiss YOU, that's fer sure!

Silly english ka-niggit, wandering about the countryside with your bent knees...

 

[UR20Z]

You silly English Kaniiiiighit.

Pinch-poke, ya owe me a coke!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Pinch-poke, ya owe me a coke!

Only flavor left is Elderberry.

 

[UR20Z]

Only flavor left is Elderberry.

I told you, I ain't gonna be having anything more to do with your father!
And don't get me started on hamsters...

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You silly English Kaniiiiighit.

I fart in your general direction you son of a hamster

 

[ShanoirII]

"We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome Based Education (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student's fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority."

-Texas Board of Education

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I told you, I ain't gonna be having anything more to do with your father!
And don't get me started on hamsters...

dammit I owe you a friggin coke now too

 

[UR20Z]

I fart in your general direction you son of a hamster

Good thing I'm upwind...

 

[dartel]

Pinch-poke, ya owe me a coke!

No carbonated drinks here.

 

[ShanoirII]

"Being ignorant is not so much a shame as being unwilling to learn."

-Benjamin Franklin

 

[Haze]

I have met many a nerd who are not as cultured as us lol

Im a nerd/geek, but I think my cultured side is not paired with my nerdy/geeky side

 

[ShanoirII]

"It's okay if you disagree with me.
I can't force you to be right."

 

[Haze]

"I took ballistics in school, fascinating subject things go up, things go down"

I will be surprised if anyone knows where that quote is from

 

[dartel]

"Going overboard with the apocalyptic destruction today, aren't we?"

 

[ShanoirII]

"For the first time in 50 years, I find myself in the slough of despond. All about me is darkness. I am praying for light."

-Mahatma Gandhi, last words

 

[EyeW0ntTell22]

"I haven't missed out on anything that is meant for me."

 

[ShanoirII]

"Don't pour water on a candle fire."

-ShanoirII

 

[HugDoggy]

And I was quoting Doctor Who in response.

Ah... yes, sorry regerations can mess with ones memory.

 

[HugDoggy]

"We oppose the teaching of Higher Order Thinking Skills (values clarification), critical thinking skills and similar programs that are simply a relabeling of Outcome Based Education (mastery learning) which focus on behavior modification and have the purpose of challenging the student's fixed beliefs and undermining parental authority."

-Texas Board of Education

That would be funny, if not so terribly sad for the students in Texas.

 

[HugDoggy]

"Don't pour water on a candle fire."

-ShanoirII

No, be a real man! Extinguish that thing between your finger tips.

 

[YIMBY]

I have met many a nerd who are not as cultured as us lol

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis

 

[dartel]

"Basically gods never make mistakes, and so if humanity is a divine creation, then all possible deeds of humankind must fall within divine parameters and therefore be error-free, right? And since humanity is error-free, why should god have to work? Her nine-to-five shift ended when she created people."

 

[dartel]

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up." - C.S. Lewis

Oh please, the only fairy tale that piece of shit read was the bible.

 

[YIMBY]

Oh please, the only fairy tale that piece of shit read was the bible.

If Jesus really was a warrior lion I might have found church bearable.

 

[dartel]

"You can't go around just indiscriminately sizzling people."

 

[dartel]

"Bad example."

 

[HugDoggy]

If Jesus really was a warrior lion I might have found church bearable.

I had to check the back of the wardrobe for secret doors when ever I found a new one, but sadly I've yet to turn up a lion in any of them.

 

[HugDoggy]

"You can't go around just indiscriminately sizzling people."

Why not, the Sun does it all the time. I get the impression it thinks it's hot stuff.

 

[dartel]

"Umm, what is this little furry thing that's been hiding out in my cleavage?"

 

[AllKnottedUpIn210]

I was walking down the street; saw a man with wooden legs and real feet. He asked me if I had the time. I said, "yes, just not right now."