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Create Your Own Laws

DinoRawr

DinoRawr

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This is a fun one. It's similar to the "If you ran the world" thread, but here you create just one law in each post that can be whatever you want. It can be something you actually want to be a law, something silly, or whatever.

To get us started:
Zoophilia is now legal, as long as the animal is not forced or harmed
 
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#2: Mind your own fucking business unless invited. Aside from that, the seven words of the wiccan rede shall be the whole of the law: An it harm none, do as ye will.
 
UR20Z said:
#2: Mind your own fucking business unless invited. Aside from that, the seven words of the wiccan rede shall be the whole of the law: An it harm none, do as ye will.
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My personal motto in a nutshell

Anyone caught arguing that COVID-19 is a hoax will be sneezed on by someone who has the virus and will not be allowed a hospital bed and will be required to talk to a frontline healthcare worker and somebody who lost a loved one to COVID-19
 
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DinoRawr said:
My personal motto in a nutshell

#5: Anyone caught arguing that COVID-19 is a hoax will be sneezed on by someone who has the virus and will not be allowed a hospital bed
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Shit I'll be covered in it then man??. The big covid Chemical war failed...notice everyone is out and about running around. Next stage race war can't kill them with a man made virus let's turn them against each other over there skin color and watch the world burn lol.
 
Renegadewa1 said:
The next person who says gun free zones are safe will be shot!!
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I can get behind that...

<pats .38 on hip, looks at .357 on table, flicks eyes to Glock a couple steps further away>

That's it:
#6: Posting, or attempting to post, any area, anywhere as a "gun free zone" is grounds for summary execution by anyone equipped to perform the service. It shall NOT be mandatory, although it is highly encouraged as an object lesson, that said execution be performed using a gun. An affirmative defense of "he needed killin'" is hereby recognized in all cases where any such signage can be pointed to.
 
Anyone who believes that reptiles are evil and/or that there's a race of nefarious lizard men taking over the world will be required to work with reptiles in such a capacity that they will understand that they are not evil, benefit the ecosystem, and are not plotting to subdue humanity
 
Every auto manufacturer is required to have a manual transmission as an option on all their vehicles without it taking away other options, such as sunroofs, except for options that absolutely cannot be equipped in a manual transmission vehicle, such as parking assist
 
People can veto laws that were passed by the parliament.
  • Veto votings are held once a year.
  • The people vote only on laws for which at least one percent of the eligible voters requested a voting.
  • Both a majority of actual voters and at least a quarter of people who are eligible to vote have to vote for the veto to take effect.
 
No member of either the congress or senate may propose federal legislation on *ANY* topic unless they can document that a 50%+1 majority of their eligible-to-vote constituents have expressed a desire for such legislation to be implemented.
 
EVERY piece of legislation shall address EXACTLY ONE specific topic, with no ability to attach riders that aren't DIRECTLY related to the specific topic of the bill under discussion.

(Time to put a VERY large caliber bullet in the head of the ever-popular "commerce clause" that gets used as an excuse to pass laws regulating every damned thing under the sun just because a screw used to make the product MIGHT have crossed state lines)
 
Prison I’d reserved for the truly incorrigible. Victims of crimes worthy of prison are given time daily to extract vengeance. Innocence proven later results in EVERYBODY involved in the deceit of justice is Tiger caged without the possibility of release, ever. Including the “Victims” who were participating in the extract of vengeance.
incarcerate? Fine. Be Sure Baby.
 
"Active" pedophiles are to be hung by their testicles, and executed with a large caliber bullet to the head.
This goes into effect alongside the ''sexual freedoms act'' which makes it a hate crime to descriminate against any sexual act between adults regardless of species or gender.
 
Kuvaszfucker111 said:
"Active" pedophiles are to be hung by their testicles, and executed with a large caliber bullet to the head.
This goes into effect alongside the ''sexual freedoms act'' which makes it a hate crime to descriminate against any sexual act between adults regardless of species or gender.
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There are pedophiles not male! You know that right?
 
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