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bad life advice to live by

Chicks dig the scent of fish! Rub a dead fish on you...When their eyes water and nostrils
flair, then walk away. Fear not, follow...She's just playing hard to get.
 
While sliding down the banister of life, be careful not to get a splinter in your ca-rear.
 
So I WAS going to wear a condom, then I asked myself "When am I ever going to get back to Haiti?"
 
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