bad life advice to live by

[zetaoptimis]

Put it all on Dogecoin

 

[YanchaOkami]

You want to have less work in cleaning your hobby room / workshop from dust and dirt after working in it?
Get at least one door and a window in it, put a 300W gigantic wind machine on one end and let it blow through the room. ?‍

(It is a bad advice. Neither will it remove -all fine dust-, nor will your tools and equipment stay where they are.)

 

[knotty365]

Want a shocking experience? Put your penis in a light socket

 

[Taopony]

Never pay off your debts

 

[YanchaOkami]

Never pay off your debts

.. "they'll automatically vanish if you die!" was what I missed on this one.

 

[zetaoptimis]

Want to build your credit? Get loans and apply for as many credit cards as possible!

 

[Valkiria]

Can't drink and work at the same time? Quit work, you'll have plenty of time to drink.

 

[Obbgirl]

Get your neighbor pregnant

 

[Valkiria]

"Let there be Light", Thy Lord said.

Got it, set the Church on fire and there will be Light!

 

[MrsShemon]

Always eat yellow snow, it might be spilled beer.

 

[Chiara2003]

Vote for Biden???

 

[dartel]

Vote for Biden???

Vote.

 

[fistingmike]

Put all your money in Enron.

 

[knotty365]

Epstein killed himself

 

[knotty365]

Bill clinton did not have relations with that woman

 

[feralpixie]

Give your ex a candle, and he'll be warm for a while. Set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

 

[knotty365]

Aliens steal every left sock and one pair of underwear from your dryer

 

[Taopony]

Keep your neighbors up all night with loud sex sounds. Bonus points if you break into their house and do it.

 

[Chiara2003]

Vote.

Yes…. Yet that actually “good” real advice ?

 

[dartel]

Yes…. Yet that actually “good” real advice ?

No it isn't.

 

[Chiara2003]

No it isn't.

Every peoples should vote?….

 

[dartel]

Every peoples should vote?….

No they shouldn't.

 

[kinkisbest22]

Build a man a fire and he'll be warm all day...... Light a man on fire he'll be warm the rest of his life!

 

[stumpy bill]

I'ts not a con...If the sucker falls for it!

 

[knotty365]

Just ate taco bell? Trust that fart afterwards!

 

[stumpy bill]

Leaches will clean your blood....

 

[Steven Raccoon]

It's better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.

WTF?! Lol

 

[Chiara2003]

Best having drinks on the rocks on a boat….. than drinks on a boat on the rocks?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

No shit. Cuz you'll have to swallow if you do sink.

 

[stumpy bill]

If your really thirsty, salt water will take the edge off. Only drink a lot!