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[MrsShemon]

Granted, there are only gravel there now.

I wish I could reply to posts more quickly.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but youre replies are so fast they can't be perceived by the human eye.

I wish I had long, beautiful hair.

 

[GimmeAMareAfterMidnight]

Granted, here your long and beautiful pubic hair

I wish 100 honry mares to fuck

 

[K9trucker]

Granted, but they only fuck stallions

I wish my fucking truck didnt break down today

 

[son1911]

Granted, your house broke instead.

I wish I had a razor for my long and beautiful pubic hair.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's so sharp you're afraid to put it near your balls.

I wish for an adventure!

 

[son1911]

Granted, you're Jake the Dog. Adventure Time!

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I wish I were a fluent speaker of a click language.

 

[YIMBY]

I admit, there are worse fates than being voiced by John DiMaggio

Granted, you now use an on-screen keyboard.

I wish I lived near a river that wasn't runoff-brown.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you know live near the Yellow River.

I wish YIMBY were a great kisser.

 

[YIMBY]

Gra... hey, who told you I wasn't?!

I wish that we had affordable, effective and safe flying cars.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but only for cats.

I wish YIMBY had a beach body.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, I am now a dead whale.

I wish I were a live whale.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now Moby Dick, the biggest and whitest Dick in the ocean.

I wish I had a harpoon.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, but @YIMBY the white whale smashes your boat to pieces with his big white dick.

I wish I belonged to Greenpeace and helped in smashing @son1911's boat, I could hold the giant dick!

 

[son1911]

Granted, you are now a boat belonging to Greenpeace.

I wish I could see a coelacanth.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, it is not alive though. It is hung up on the wall at some seafood themed restaurant

I wish I could bring coelacanths back to life

 

[K9trucker]

Granted,now zombie coelacanths rule the ocean

I wish i had a car so i wasnt stuck at hotel all weekend waiting for my truck to be fixed

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

granted.....you have a remote control car with full batteries!!!
I wish I had more fireworks for the 4th

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

because murica

 

[Pillar]

Granted. Your fireworks simultaneously explode in storage and set your home on fire.

I wish I was so powerful not even God could stop me.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but Loki can still trick you.

I wish for a vacation.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but it's an all-expenses paid trip to your workplace.

I wish I didn't have to go outside today.

 

[son1911]

Granted, you break both your legs.

I wish YIMBY were less charming.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, you little fucker.

I wish Son would stop making wishes about me.

 

[son1911]

Granted, but it's only temporarily.

I wish I had someone to make wishes about.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, , but she does not understand your wishes.

I wish YIMBY would love to be included in wishes like the rest of us.

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but...

I wish all the wishes were mine.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but you suddenly become comatose, so no more wishes ever
I wish YIMBY would get out of that coma already

 

[YIMBY]

Granted, but the world is now a soap opera and I am revealed to actually be...

I wish there were no such thing as cliffhanger endings.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted. All cliffs are now flat as the plains.

I wish someone would do something about this sudden cliff shortage