I wonder why people who have already been caught, or people who are already outed, do not advocate decriminalizing sex with animals. For example, a person who has already been caught by authorities could fight the charge in court, arguing that the law itself is unconstitutional -- but I never see this happen.
Becaues a routine part of getting hit with a felony conviction is revocation of voting rights, which cascades into no right to file petitions to get the law changed, etc, since to do so, most jurisdictions require that the person filing the petition be a registered voter.
Being outed is bad - no question. Being outed, then speaking up and trying to "fight the good fight for the cause" may not be *LEGALLY* the same as being charged, then getting convicted/pleading guilty, but operationally, there's no difference. It's one thing to have somebody say "Joe over there fucks his dog/goat/horse/giant wombat/whatever". It's another thing to have someone say that, then pop right up and start (effectively) hollering "Yeah, I do fuck my dog, and I think it ought to be legal! Come join me in fixing this unjust law!" DO that, and whether you've been found guilty or not, the result ends up the same: You and yours take it up the ass (and you know damn well I don't mean that in a good way)
Frankly, until and unless the law gets changed, I for one will never stand up and say "I'm an animal fucker". There's one main reason for that: *I* can fight back if an accusation is made against me. Whether by hiring a lawyer, or a hitman, or whatever, *I* can have my say, and have at least a chance, even if it's a poor one, of being cleared.
The animals in my care can't. I get accused, they almost certainly die. End of story. With that hanging over you, you learn real fast to keep your mouth shut and stay out of sight.
I'm betting, based on 30-ish years of observing online zoo/beasty folk, that you don't have any animals that look to you for their care. In other words, you "have no skin in the game". You can freely stand up and scream, dance, whatever, and the worst that can happen is you *might* go to jail for a while.
If *I* do that, the spotlight turns on me, and 20-odd animals get seized. Most, if not all of them, will *AT LEAST* be sexually mutilated (as in, their reproductive organs will be cut off or carved out, without any form of input or agreement from them) and if they aren't then "adopted" by someone else, they'll almost certainly be put to death.
So am I going to stand up and start hollering for "zoo rights"?
NOT A FUCKING CHANCE!
If "zoo rights" becomes the law of the land, y'know what's gonna change in how I live my life and have sex with my animal partners?
NOT A FUCKING THING!
I'm strongly reminded of the day after the election here in my current state when recreational marijuana use became legal - The local news crews were out interviewing people for the report on the victory. One of the clips that got *BIG* airplay was of a guy who was asked "So now that marijuana is legal, what's going to change?" His reply made me cringe - "I'm gonna go out and smoke so much weed they'll need an airplane to say hello to me for the next month!"
<shakes head sadly>
Am anti-weed? NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!
Y'see, I've been a pot smoker since I was 16 or 17 - I can't say for sure which anymore, it's been so long. I'm currently coming up on being able to get the "senior citizen discount" in just a couple years. I've never - NOT EVEN ONCE - been so much as questioned about my pot use. Never arrested, never investigated, (that I know of, anyway) never even caught "provably stoned". Never been in a weed-involved car crash (in fact, in the only crash I've ever been in as the driver, I WAS TOTALLY STONE-COLD-STRAIGHT - There was a dry patch, and I'd been out of weed for most of three weeks!) Never had an injury where being stoned was even a minor factor. Never CAUSED an injury while stoned. Why not? When I've been smoking on a near-daily basis for most of 40 years, when I've bought and sold weed (in personal-use quantities only, to be fair - My biggest single buy was a half pound, and largest sale was an ounce at a time) for just as long, when I've grown my own weed many times over the years, how on earth could I go so long without ever having a weed-involved incident of any kind? Simple: EXACTLY like my sex life with animals, I do it intelligently. I don't walk up the front stairs of the cop-shop and roll a bomber joint, then fire it up and blow it at the cops coming through the doors. (Which I've actually watched one idiot do) I don't prance around screaming about how weed should be legal. I don't draw attention to the fact that I smoke pot. My friends who also toke know. Everybody else? It's a mystery. Maybe I do, maybe I don't. They don't ask, I don't tell, and everybody is fine and dandy. In short, I just use a little dab of this miracle product called "COMMON SENSE". And I get along just fine.
But for morons like that guy mentioned above, I feel that WEED SHOULD STILL BE ILLEGAL! Anybody THAT stupid to begin with doesn't need to be making himself any stupider!
My sex life is the same. Sure - I've had sex with dogs, horses, goats, sheep, cattle, llamas, alpacas, pigs, and two species of deer. And have been doing so since approximately age 8 or 9. PROVE IT. No, I take that back - don't PROVE it, just find *ONE SHRED* of verifiable evidence that I have. JUST ONE TINY SHRED.
Lemme save you some effort: You can look until hell freezes over, and you won't find any. Because my animal sex partners are all healthy, happy, well-adjusted, and most of all, WILLING participants. The only "restraint" on any of them has been with dogs - A male dog (usually) can't fuck me up the ass without knotting me, and while he's knotted, he's unable to "bail out" of the situation (at least, not without giving both of us some hurt) until he's finished. So in that specific case, yeah, the animal is restrained - by the physical fact that his penis is trapped inside my body until he completes the act. Aside from that, *EVERY SINGLE ANIMAL I HAVE EVER PUT MY PENIS IN* has had the option, at every moment of the encounter, to simply walk away - including during the time when my penis is actually inside their body - All they have to do is take a single step away, and the encounter is over. No restraints, no repercussions, no punishments, no "get back here", no nothing (although in honesty, there might well be a good deal of mental "Aw, shit, I was so close to finishing! Why'd you have to call it off NOW??? AUGH!!!!!!! Blue-balls express, here we come!) - It's that simple.
But since they can't speak english, every time I put my penis into one of them (or one of them puts my penis into herself - an example of which will follow in a moment), in the eyes of the law, it's rape. I'm forcing myself on them. Heh... Tell that to the mare this afternoon who did everything but pull down the hay bale so I could stand on it and slip inside her. She walked up to me, nibbled on my shoulder and down my arm to get my attention, then spun around and presented herself, exactly as she would have to a stallion: Tail up and tossed to the side, vulva winking, dribbling urine, squatting - the classic "mare in heat" presentation to a stallion that says "FUCK ME ALREADY!" as clearly as if she were speaking english through a bullhorn. So I did. I licked and suckled her clitoris, scratched the places she likes scratched (that I could reach from the position I was in) while I did so, and she simply stood there until I stopped. When I did she nearly knocked me over backing herself against my face until I had to push her away so I could breathe. Gotta give her credit - she was patient - She waited calmly while I went to get a hay bale, but once it was in place and I was standing on it, it only took her about 10 seconds to turn around and back into position so that I could aim my penis and wait for her to impale her vagina on it. Notice that I didn't stick my dick into her - she stuck herself onto my dick! Once she did, for several minutes, I stroked in and out of her, then, being the rapist male I am, I eventually reached orgasm, and pumped my semen inside her. During this whole process, she didn't have so much as a halter and lead rope on, we were standing in a barn that had 12 foot wide doors standing open at both ends to pasture she could have just as easily been out eating, and once I was inside her, aside from resting my hands on her rump to keep my balance, and my thighs bumping against her butt on the deep strokes, the only part of me that touched her was my penis, inside her vagina, exactly where HER ACTIONS had put it. If she had any objections, she certainly didn't show them - not when doing so didn't even require that she do so much as take a step - if she had even leaned forward more than slightly, my penis would have left her body, and that would have been the end of things. Yet she didn't. I wonder why not? Could it be that she LIKED what was going on? That she REQUESTED that it happen? No way... animals don't do that. They can't! A buttload of people, most of whom have probably never even petted a horse, know that's true, so it must be. I raped her. Just as sure as if I'd grabbed a woman off the street, put a gun to her head, and said "I'm gonna fuck you, bitch! And if you fight, I'm gonna shoot you!" before ripping her clothes off, forcing my dick into her, and blowing my load.
OK, so I'm a rapist... <sigh> How will I ever get over the guilt? That poor mare who was my victim never had a chance. (Never mind that she weighs 1200 pounds, wears steel shoes, and can decapitate a human with less effort than it would take that same human to scratch an itch on his nose...)
Ummm... Would you like me to upload a towel? Seems I spilled a little sarcasm there - probably ought to get it wiped up before somebody slips in it and hurts themselves...
