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with extra ham and pineapple! 
The doctor stole mine when I was born. That sonofabitch
God wants all of our foreskins so that he can construct a giant rubber band to slingshot the earth into the sun. That bastard!
Oof... I'm really sorry about that. I can't imagine why this is still so common, it's not like babies can affirm they want their body permanently altered.
I guess dog sheaths aren't as good a building material...
I'm lucky I still have mine. My religious father wanted mine removed, but luckily my agnostic mother put her foot down on that decision.
Dogs are just angels sent down to earth. Why he decided to make them sexy as fuck and horny as hell is beyond me!
When you meet God face to face bring a scalpel. Circumcise God. Ultimate Alpha Chad move right there! He won't see it coming! LolReligion had nothing to do with it in my case. Just common practice. It’s alright tho, I’m already devising a plan to steal it back from him. He’ll never see it coming
Well, if you're a zoophile, then God already kind of screwed you over on your passage into Heaven, right? He made you have a feature he doesn't like and is worthy of punishment.If I get to heaven I don’t think I’m going to try my luck getting thrown out
That’s some peoples beliefs, but not my own
Nah, he'd be like "Bro, did you just cut my wennie Bro? Bro, clearly you're more of an alpha Chad than I am bro. Bro, take all my powers bro. *whispers to self* ...bro"If I get to heaven I don’t think I’m going to try my luck getting thrown out
BTW, I see y'all in the Don't Wake The Mods thread. The regular players can attest, it's a bit harder to win than you'd imagine.
How many regular players are there?
I’m not sure, I’ve never played
There's Danelover1, Shanoirii, Bloodwolf, Mare Lover 1975, and many many others.
Do you know anyone who has?
Sure Jan! Lol
Lol, Danelover1 is pulling your leg! He plays that game literally all the time!
Well that's a problem right there, 'cause you told me we had to count to 200. Why 200? Unusual nmber, and seems a bit low.I don’t know whatcha mean. I never learned to count past 3
Because 100 was too easy and 500 was too hard
Hmmm...I don’t know whatcha mean. I never learned to count past 3
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Not very easy at all lol. I’m fact, Mr. Newfie is watching us right now
No it’s not, I didn’t even catch that
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Lol!
How the hell does that guy have the same name as me?!
Spooky spooky!
