Last to post wins

[Daneζ]

I have a job already thank you

 

[T M Faber]

Looks like I win, I guess!

 

[Daneζ]

I think no

 

[T M Faber]

Oh, so? Does this mean war?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Maybe tomorrow, ya never know.

 

[T M Faber]

Maybe tomorrow, ya never know.

Nuh uh. I win RIGHT NOW. I posted last. I'm typing right now. As long as I don't stop typing, the win doesn't stop coming.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Type type type all ya want, I never sleep!

 

[Daneζ]

Oh, so? Does this mean war?

I’m too tired and lazy for war. Maybe a thumb war?

 

[Daneζ]

Type type type all ya want, I never sleep!

Sleep all you want, I never type!

No wait…

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I’m too tired and lazy for war. Maybe a thumb war?

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war! 5, 6, 7, 8 I used this hand to masturbate!

 

[Cajlatsa]

Thank yous all!

 

[T M Faber]

Type type type all ya want, I never sleep!

Are you in a Russian insomnia inquisition camp?

I’m too tired and lazy for war. Maybe a thumb war?

If by "Thumb War" you mean a typing war in which the thumbs are used for Shift and Space, then maybe.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

You're welcome! ...NOT!

 

[Daneζ]

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war! 5, 6, 7, 8 I used this hand to masturbate!

I’m ambidextrous in that sense

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I’m ambidextrous in that sense

Too bad I play the skin flute with two hands. It's whatchu gotta do when you have a massive

 

[T M Faber]

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war! 5, 6, 7, 8 I used this hand to masturbate!

Did you wash that hand before the war?

 

[Daneζ]

Did you wash that hand before the war?

I sure hope not

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Did you wash that hand before the war?

Give it a sniff and find out. But if you pass out I'm not legally responsible!

 

[T M Faber]

Bah! You can't win at forum games while masturbating. It requires dedication.
You cannot shake the hand of the Impresario and accept your trophy if your hands are in your pants.

 

[Daneζ]

 

[T M Faber]

Give it a sniff and find out. But if you pass out I'm not legally responsible!

Did you use a sedative as lubrication or something?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

 

[Daneζ]

Did you use a sedative as lubrication or something?

No, there’s just a lotta stank in all that floof

 

[T M Faber]

Maybe you need some .

 

[Daneζ]

Maybe you need some .

Every day, can’t function without it.

 

[T M Faber]

No, there’s just a lotta stank in all that floof

Seven days, no soap no water?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Did you use a sedative as lubrication or something?

Nah, the last time I washed my was... say, when did the Berlin wall fall again? It was shortly before that!

 

[Daneζ]

Nah, the last time I washed my was... say, when did the Berlin wall fall again? It was shortly before that!

My lady had her tongue on it this morning, does that count

 

[T M Faber]

Nah, the last time I washed my was... say, when did the Berlin wall fall again? It was shortly before that!

Maybe you should make yourself a ham and cheese sandwich.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

and and doesn't sound too bad right about now.