I Have...something you did because you were Horny

[Varakton]

Used a banana peel as a masturbator. Not once. It was good. >.>

 

[InTheWoods]

Used a banana peel as a masturbator. Not once. It was good. >.>

I’ve done this way to many times to count and had my husky on the business end

 

[Lukasdvs]

I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends

Amen! Lol

 

[LustyGSD]

I have sniffed my step-sisters dirty underwear while masturbating (several times when I was a teen)

 

[ausdoglover27]

Have come from shopping with lube and a cucumber
Also have cum in my aunties panties

 

[K9Duke697]

I look for stuff like that all the time but rarely see anything good

Seeing women putting om shows really dropped off when the economy crashed in 2008. Before then it was almost a weekly occurrence to see something. After the economy fell women simply stopped giving free shows. Guess they felt less free and high spirited when money worries were on everyone's mind. That or they switched to a "You gotta pay to see it now" mindset.

End of an era, I guess. Now the probably all do online shows and charge per view.

 

[doggydaycare_xx]

I used my mum’s vibrator (before I had any toys myself) because my fingers weren’t getting me off, while no one was home and put it straight back when I was done

 

[Opened minded]

I tasted my own cum because it looked so tasty in porn

I have done that too many times to remember. Most of the time some ends up on my face.

 

[Reconscope]

I tried self blowing myself all i could manage was the tip.

 

[Jdoggy]

 

[TeeniTini]

I was day dreaming and rubbed myself to an orgasm in church .

 

[jumba]

Why are bathroom plunger handles so attractively fashioned? Put more than one of those in my ass.

Tried sounding. Interesting activity, does nothing physically for me.

Pet a dog at a party, went outside for a breath of fresh air, he followed, let him hump my hand….then returned nonchalantly to the party.

Had sex in an airplane, train, automobile.

Filmed myself cumming in slow motion. I mean, why not?

 

[Fyora]

I have ...used far too many household objects as boyfriends

Same!

 

[Callmelisasmith]

Same!

Same

 

[Schnute97]

Ich gab einem Fremden einen Blowjob in der Sauna

 

[Reconscope]

Ich gab einem Fremden einen Blowjob in der Sauna

All i got was blowjob in sauna from that whole sentence without translation

 

[Schnute97]

All i got was blowjob in sauna from that whole sentence without translation

Thx for Translate

 

[TigerGuy31]

Jerked off the dog. So you see, that's where the trouble began. That dog. That damned dog.

 

[Schnute97]

Jerked off the dog. So you see, that's where the trouble began. That dog. That damned dog.

I think you can live with that

 

[Steve1982nl]

All i got was blowjob in sauna from that whole sentence without translation

I gave a stranger a blowjob in the sauna

See, you're starting to pickup on German language

 

[Schnute97]

I gave a stranger a blowjob in the sauna

See, you're starting to pickup on German language

Sorry my failure

 

[Steve1982nl]

Coincidentally thats something I also did . More then one stranger actually

 

[Reconscope]

I gave a stranger a blowjob in the sauna

See, you're starting to pickup on German language

All i did was read "sauna" and "blowjob" the 2 words in the middle was a given since i connected the 2.

 

[TigerGuy31]

How come I never meet strangers like you people in saunas?

 

[Reconscope]

How come I never meet strangers like you people in saunas?

I wish the same thing it always seems everyone else has all the fun in my normal life.

 

[Schnute97]

How come I never meet strangers like you people in saunas?

You're going to the wrong sauna

 

[TigerGuy31]

You're going to the wrong sauna

Apparently so.

On a completely unrelated note, what sauna do you go to?

 

[knotinstockings]

Fucked women in the ass with vibrator in her pussy felt really good

 

[Kristy]

Used an electric toothbrush in a "manner inconsistent with product labeling."

 

[knotinstockings]

I look for stuff like that all the time but rarely see anything good

Crossdresser sent me 2 min video of her fucking the floor shift in a truck i got so hard from the moaning