“Where did those scratches come from?” What excuse do you give?

[ItsAHardKnotLife]

Im new here, but I thought this would make for an interesting topic.

Have you ever had to make an excuse? If so, what was it?

 

[Octavian]

Two of my dogs love to jump up on the couch and lay on or near me. When an evil "other dog" is detected behind my house (there's a walking trail) they jump up and off to bark at them. That has legitimately lead to scratches so if I end up with scratches some other way that's my explanation.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Well, I'm only interested in female critters myself, but the easiest excuse I can think of is just to tell them that you like to wrestle with your dogs and sometimes they get a little too rough while playing.

 

[Reconscope]

I didnt notice it was there. Or dang gotta trim her nails.

 

[sxwd]

lol I gave up on excuses and just owned up to it. Used to get teased but eventually my friends accepted me as a Zoo-boy.

 

[Kristy]

Horse = no scratches.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Horse = no scratches.

Yes, but, Horse can = stepped on feet if you're not careful. ?

 

[melanie00]

Well darn... I wish I had to make excuses. I'll be following this thread so I'll know some when the time comes lol

 

[Kristy]

Yes, but, Horse can = stepped on feet if you're not careful. ?

Not if I'm on my back as per normal, but, yes, lots of other times to keep my feet out of the way. That would hurt a lot.

 

[Katelyn]

"I wrestle with my dog all the time to get his aggression out. It's a fantastic workout for me and it is great bonding for him. He loves his knot toy too, always gives to to me to play with. I'm in my house, just wore a sports bra eh?"

 

[ItsAHardKnotLife]

Haha you guys are great. Btw I might steal some of your excuses.

 

[dutchk9lovers]

No excuses needed. When asked i tell the truth. That can lead to great things.

 

[Miss_Rachel]

Only two people are likely to see my back, I can tell the truth with one of them, the other I would have to lie to and say I was whipped, I guess!

 

[Schutzhund1956]

I love to see scratches. They’re a mark of honor, especially on the back or butt.

 

[schwanen]

If you do sports like Orienteering in the forests, you get similar scratches from the scrub

 

[Deleted member 76481]

I had scratches so many times nobody even questioned it anymore lol. One scar remains, but it's in quite subtle place. I don't really care tbh, I think it's kinda nice and also a bit hot

 

[waarom170]

While the scratches are easy to avoid using a vest or sweater, sometimes I just want to feel the claws and the pain for some stupid reason, so I just make sure I do some gardening or workout before that I can blame the scratches on. Branches, fencing, concrete walls etc anything could have caused the scratches I'm not even sure why I take the risk when its so easy to avoid.

 

[xpuppyslutx]

I usually keep them covered in public so I don't have to explain anything. But I would probably just say I was playing outside or something.

 

[Alpha Cat]

Where do they sell those socks that you see the dogs wearing in those movies? How do people make them?

 

[xpuppyslutx]

They're just regular socks?

 

[Labslut2020]

Had to say he got rpugh wrestling

 

[chrispbacon]

My mother saw some older catches on my hip. Her reaction was "what are these scratches? Oh wait these are stretch marks, right?" but this probably doesn't work with fresh ones

 

[Mammal-lover]

Easy just roll your eyes and say you caught me i was fucking the dog. Depending in your personality type you could get away with it

 

[Knotted together]

Im new here, but I thought this would make for an interesting topic.

Have you ever had to make an excuse? If so, what was it?

I had scratches for my friends pit breeding my and knotting me. I was completely naked and loved the feeling of his paws scratching me up.my mother saw the scratches and asked what happened. I told her it was from my job, I'm an arborist, it was tree branches from a tree I took down earlier. I think she suspected something never said anything else.

 

[Nyxdoglover]

I say I get it from my vet job

 

[allyfitz]

sometimes I just want to feel the claws and the pain for some stupid reason

You're not alone... I know those feels.

 

[AloneOnPhobos]

I just had my first time and I have to admit i like the scratches on my hip, because it feels like he marks his "territory". But my calves really start to itch and I can do without it. Luckily winter is coming so I can cover all

 

[Nyxdoglover]

Does your job as a vet offer you several opportunities to have sex with animals. pleas come to my farm as a vet, would love to have a vet who shares

À lot of opportunities yes
Dogs only

 

[HugDoggy]

Horse = no scratches.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't horses nip when they are really getting into things. Teeth marks are sort of like scratches have you ever had to explain that, or is your equine not as mouthy as some I've met. Although I guess it's only the stallions I'm thinking of.

 

[HugDoggy]

Scratches, I've had a few, but I work with dogs it comes with the territory, but "those" scratches are easily avoided with a decent shirt or a nail trim if you prefer to go bareback with your special canine.