Any straight zoos out there

"Straight zoo" is a contradictory term, since 'straight' is men intrested in women or women in men, and zoo is men or women interest in animals. its two different sexualitys. But if you meant heterocynosexual on the other hand, (men attracted to female dogs) (or women attracted to male dogs) then yes, there is such a thing. But then thats really just getting down to semantics and trying to label everything, when really, a simple, "Gay, straight, zoo, or omni" would cover it all.
 
Kuvaszfucker said:
"Straight zoo" is a contradictory term, since 'straight' is men intrested in women or women in men, and zoo is men or women interest in animals. its two different sexualitys. But if you meant heterocynosexual on the other hand, (men attracted to female dogs) (or women attracted to male dogs) then yes, there is such a thing. But then thats really just getting down to semantics and trying to label everything, when really, a simple, "Gay, straight, zoo, or omni" would cover it all.
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Straight zoo = zoo who likes the opposite sex.

Spawn86 said:
Not really. Everyone takes it in the arse here. Even the girls are just the gay guys pretending to be girls for attention.

Stay here long enough and you'd start getting attracted to dog and horse dicks, so beware!
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Not everyone ?
 
Spawn86 said:
Even the girls are just the gay guys pretending to be girls for attention.
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Speaking of pretending, every time I get on here I can't help but wonder how many of these accounts might be FBI or LE. I mean what is with all of the women always claiming to be single or in a swinger relationship but they want to go out of town and meet someone with a dog because they themselves do not have one? :unsure: "Hmm, you have money for the S&M outfit in your profile pic, and you had the money for the $500 laptop that you are writing me on, but you cannot come up with the $70 for a dog. Wants me to meet her at a motel room at 3:00 am with my dog." :unsure:
 
DannyWotan said:
Speaking of pretending, every time I get on here I can't help but wonder how many of these accounts might be FBI or LE. I mean what is with all of the women always claiming to be single or in a swinger relationship but they want to go out of town and meet someone with a dog because they themselves do not have one? :unsure: "Hmm, you have money for the S&M outfit in your profile pic, and you had the money for the $500 laptop that you are writing me on, but you cannot come up with the $70 for a dog. Wants me to meet her at a motel room at 3:00 am with my dog." :unsure:
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Hello, It's Officer FloofyNewfie of the ZVPD. I'm coming for you personally Danny, for the unspeakable crimes against nature itself that you've committed! You better watch yourself! :ROFLMAO:
 
FloofyNewfie said:
Hello, It's Officer FloofyNewfie of the ZVPD. I'm coming for you personally Danny, for the unspeakable crimes against nature itself that you've committed! You better watch yourself! :ROFLMAO:
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Officer FloofyNewfie, I can explain. It's not what it looks like. My dog is not having sex with a woman, he is asserting his dominance over a female undercover officer. Personally, I thought she was room service, and I have no idea why she is dressed up as an escort. :p:D:LOL:
 
DannyWotan said:
Officer FloofyNewfie, I can explain. It's not what it looks like. My dog is not having sex with a woman, he is asserting his dominance over a female undercover officer. Personally, I thought she was room service, and I have no idea why she is dressed up as an escort. :p:D:LOL:
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I've tracked your IP to 69.69.69.69. A police militia of red rocket shaped helicopters, fortune cookie shaped tanks, and horse cock shaped squad cars are all coming your way! You will be going to prison where I've arranged "Big Bubba" with his 11 inch cock to tear your arsehole wide open! ??;)
 
FloofyNewfie said:
I've tracked your IP to 69.69.69.69. A police militia of red rocket shaped helicopters, fortune cookie shaped tanks, and horse cock shaped squad cars are all coming your way! You will be going to prison where I've arranged "Big Bubba" with his 11 inch cock to tear your arsehole wide open! ??;)
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No way, man! Big Bubba owes me money. I paid his rent and got his car out of the shop when he lost his job and his wife left him. I know Bubba, man. Yeah, he had some problems but he didn't deserve that third DUI. Nah, me and Bubba are good friends. :cool::coffee::giggle:
 
DannyWotan said:
No way, man! Big Bubba owes me money. I paid his rent and got his car out of the shop when he lost his job and his wife left him. I know Bubba, man. Yeah, he had some problems but he didn't deserve that third DUI. Nah, me and Bubba are good friends.
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Sorry man, Big Bubba was set to go to prison for 30 years. By obliterating your arsehole we've made an arrangement for him to be out in 2 years. (Gotta love the American penal system, yeah?) (Cue dramatic movie music.) He'll do anything to be able to see his daughter as soon as possible, she only has 4 more years to live. He'll do anything to spend the last bit of her life together with him. Ain't nothing you can do about it now.
 
FloofyNewfie said:
Sorry man, Big Bubba was set to go to prison for 30 years. By obliterating your arsehole we've made an arrangement for him to be out in 2 years. (Gotta love the American penal system, yeah?) (Que dramatic movie music.) He'll do anything to be able to see his daughter as soon as possible, she only has 4 more years to live. He'll do anything to spend the last bit of her life together with him. Ain't nothing you can do about it now.
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Canada is looking better and better.
 
DannyWotan said:
Speaking of pretending, every time I get on here I can't help but wonder how many of these accounts might be FBI or LE. I mean what is with all of the women always claiming to be single or in a swinger relationship but they want to go out of town and meet someone with a dog because they themselves do not have one? :unsure: "Hmm, you have money for the S&M outfit in your profile pic, and you had the money for the $500 laptop that you are writing me on, but you cannot come up with the $70 for a dog. Wants me to meet her at a motel room at 3:00 am with my dog." :unsure:
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I think you're exaggerating.
Keeping a dog is a major commitment and I can totally understand if someone just want to have a fling or a one night stand with a doggo.
 
"straight zoo" sounds like a very weird term. to my maybe bad knowledge, straight is just someone attracted to the opposite sex of their species... do ppl into animals of the same sex call themselves "gay zoos"? i am exclusively into dogs of either sex, am i a "bi zoo" in your book?
 
nekdoneco123 said:
"straight zoo" sounds like a very weird term. to my maybe bad knowledge, straight is just someone attracted to the opposite sex of their species... do ppl into animals of the same sex call themselves "gay zoos"? i am exclusively into dogs of either sex, am i a "bi zoo" in your book?
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You got it.
 
I consider myself predominately straight but not exclusively, for both human and animal. What's that called? Labels are limiting and don't readily allow for subtleties in individual differences.
 
Nope. I want to play with a male horsie as much as a mare
 
when it comes to people I’m like 70/30 BI, but for some reason I perfer male animals. Dogs, horses, you name it.

Something about being mounted and having all of my control and power taken from me while being pumped full of cum just turns me on so
 
onetheonly said:
when it comes to people I’m like 70/30 BI, but for some reason I perfer male animals. Dogs, horses, you name it.

Something about being mounted and having all of my control and power taken from me while being pumped full of cum just turns me on so
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Congratulations, you have fully surrender! You are SAVED, hallelujah! ?
 
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