Have you ever...

[guykiwi]

Yes

HYE stolen anything?

 

[CupidStuntman]

Bubble gum.

Ever had sex with a food?

 

[Big g]

No
Have you ever had sex in an inappropriate place?

 

[jewcy7777]

No, not that I recall.

Have you ever caught your parents engaged in zoosex?

 

[ukhscvhe]

No.

HYE jerked it to horse zoo?

 

[CupidStuntman]

Quite a fkn bunch.

Ever jerked to pig zoo?

 

[lovdbyanimals]

what eles do you jerk to?

Ever feel like you were being split by a knot?

 

[mdog79]

Drums.....still do.

HYE sent a rude message to someone by accident?

 

[lovdbyanimals]

Not that I thought was rude.

HYE wanted a Zebra?

 

[saddlebum66]

Yep....I hear they make great pets....< grinn> if you don't mind bites, kicks, and other contusions

Have You Ever braided your own rawhide or horsehair Piggin Strings?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE watched a fellow zoo with an animal?

 

[ShadowPolaris533zoo]

Regrettably, no.

HYE used a butt plug after a zoo encounter?

 

[Horsephile]

No, unless my tongue counts

Have you ever had a near-death experience?

 

[CupidStuntman]

Quite a few. Not sure how I'm still alive actually.

Ever eaten lobster?

 

[icyweens]

Ew no never.


Hye worked on ur own car

 

[Pavlov13]

Yes, several

 

[CupidStuntman]

Ew no never.


Hye worked on ur own car

No

Ever tried to find your mobile phone... while you were on it?

 

[CupidStuntman]

If you meant steak, then no.

Ever eaten sushi?

 

[Horsephile]

Yep, it's delicious

Have you ever fallen off of a horse while riding?

 

[Puhp]

Unfortunately, yes. Twas my own fault, fractured my wrist.

Have you ever times yourself to see how long you could hold your breath?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE been skinny dipping in a hotel pool?

 

[CupidStuntman]

No, I'm not a slag lol

Ever worked in retail?

 

[guykiwi]

Yes, the public aren't that nice

HYE been on a safari?

 

[knotobama]

I have not, but wouldn't mind going one day.

Have you ever been skydiving?

 

[guykiwi]

Nope, no desire to jump out of a plane

HYE eaten lobster?

 

[guykiwi]

Yes, mostly on the BBQ, but smoked as well

HYE said no to chocolate?

 

[CupidStuntman]

Fuck no!

Ever refuse someone's advice and later regret it?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes.

HYE given advice to someone who didn't listen only to regret it?

 

[saddlebum66]

No....advice is like Poetry....you birth it, then it finds its own way in the world. If no one listens, thats their issue.
Have you ever written Poetry....real poetry, not doggerel?

 

[ukhscvhe]

Sadly, no.

HYE tasted an animal's cum?