Talking last night, my SO was trying to guess the sex of a cat in the yard. She asked how to tell. I said "It's kind of tough, because their equipment is so small, not like a dog's." She said "Well yeah, you can tell a dog right away."
After a few minutes, I asked "Didn't you tell me one time about a woman in [town where she used to live] who got stuck to a dog?" {She did in fact tell me that years ago.}
"No. What do you mean 'stuck to a dog'?"
"They were having sex."
"Why would you have sex with a dog?"
"Maybe they like it. Maybe it's fun."
"Hmm."
Not "gross." "Hmm."
I felt very lascivious. Maybe . . . .
After a few minutes, I asked "Didn't you tell me one time about a woman in [town where she used to live] who got stuck to a dog?" {She did in fact tell me that years ago.}
"No. What do you mean 'stuck to a dog'?"
"They were having sex."
"Why would you have sex with a dog?"
"Maybe they like it. Maybe it's fun."
"Hmm."
Not "gross." "Hmm."
I felt very lascivious. Maybe . . . .