temporaryacc
Citizen of Zooville
edit: thank you for all of your responses and help. I will not be getting a dog right away, until I’m in a better spot. But when I do it will be a lab!
Welp I’ve finally accepted it! I am in fact, sexually attracted to animals and want to do it. I made a few posts with worries but they’ve all been answered! Thank you to all that helped me
I know this post has existed a lot… but I’m pretty weird and don’t live a normal life? I’m very specific I geuss.
I’ll start with this, only tell me characteristics of female dogs. I don’t care about cock size, fuck speed, etc etc.
And for females I’m not particular about pussy size (considering I don’t have a dick and would only use toys her size!)
Activity level:
-I am fucking lazy most of the time.
-But not in winter. If it’s winter I’ll happily be out there, snow, wind, negative degrees? I don’t care. I will be out there.
-I also live near a dog park and don’t mind going there in the summer sometimes (only to see if I can find leeches
-I am happy to provide many toys (because I like buying them!)
-I have physical disabilities that flare up and get in the way sometimes.
Climate:
-Summers can be hot as hell. Why I’m lazy as shit in the summer I don’t have reliable AC atm.
-Winters are pretty cold (why I live here.. considering moving to somewhere colder to be honest)
-I have a backyard (unfenced) that they can spend time in. Lots of squirrels and rabbits.
-they would be allowed on furniture including my bed!
Commitment:
-I am a home body, I will likely be spending a good chunk of the evenings and nights with her. On the weekend I’m home all the time.
-I don’t think I can brush a dog, I might consider a groomer but I believe that may get quite expensive if I have to keep getting her brushed.
-I sometimes feed dry but prefer to feed wet, raw is simply beyond my realm right now.
Sensory needs. (The weirdly specific stuff.)
-I’d prefer a dog that doesn’t bark too much as I have very strong hearing. I’m against getting vocal cords messed with, and I don’t mind a bark, I’d just prefer it not be constant yapping.
-I hate smell, so is there a way to get a dog that doesn’t smell like dog? Yes I realize I sound unrealistic and insane…
Temperament:
-Easy going
-Lower activity level
-Okay with cats.
Please tell me if my demands are unreasonable and that I shouldn’t get a dog. I want to give a dog the best life it can have, and sometimes that means I’m not their owner.
Welp I’ve finally accepted it! I am in fact, sexually attracted to animals and want to do it. I made a few posts with worries but they’ve all been answered! Thank you to all that helped me
I know this post has existed a lot… but I’m pretty weird and don’t live a normal life? I’m very specific I geuss.
I’ll start with this, only tell me characteristics of female dogs. I don’t care about cock size, fuck speed, etc etc.
And for females I’m not particular about pussy size (considering I don’t have a dick and would only use toys her size!)
Activity level:
-I am fucking lazy most of the time.
-But not in winter. If it’s winter I’ll happily be out there, snow, wind, negative degrees? I don’t care. I will be out there.
-I also live near a dog park and don’t mind going there in the summer sometimes (only to see if I can find leeches
-I am happy to provide many toys (because I like buying them!)
-I have physical disabilities that flare up and get in the way sometimes.
Climate:
-Summers can be hot as hell. Why I’m lazy as shit in the summer I don’t have reliable AC atm.
-Winters are pretty cold (why I live here.. considering moving to somewhere colder to be honest)
-I have a backyard (unfenced) that they can spend time in. Lots of squirrels and rabbits.
-they would be allowed on furniture including my bed!
Commitment:
-I am a home body, I will likely be spending a good chunk of the evenings and nights with her. On the weekend I’m home all the time.
-I don’t think I can brush a dog, I might consider a groomer but I believe that may get quite expensive if I have to keep getting her brushed.
-I sometimes feed dry but prefer to feed wet, raw is simply beyond my realm right now.
Sensory needs. (The weirdly specific stuff.)
-I’d prefer a dog that doesn’t bark too much as I have very strong hearing. I’m against getting vocal cords messed with, and I don’t mind a bark, I’d just prefer it not be constant yapping.
-I hate smell, so is there a way to get a dog that doesn’t smell like dog? Yes I realize I sound unrealistic and insane…
Temperament:
-Easy going
-Lower activity level
-Okay with cats.
Please tell me if my demands are unreasonable and that I shouldn’t get a dog. I want to give a dog the best life it can have, and sometimes that means I’m not their owner.
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