Kerrypup29
Tourist
I sometimes think about having sex with an entire coral reef, but I know it would be painful
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve wanted to have sex with
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Daedalus
Tourist
Let me preface first by saying that, unless its avian anthro by someone with a modicum of talent (eg. nopetrol, torakuta), I'm not into fowl or cloaca -- generally. Don't even raise so much as chickens on this farm like I ought to.
But man... every time I stumble on a bumped thread of Der.Zoomer's ... I get an irrational urge to hop a plane and go spend a night on my knees at his place, sucking 'n swallowing every one of his male ostriches to the last drop. My god, dicks like giant flat slimy tongues, and probably dexterous as a hand! Figure my boars and his ostrich cocks would be about as close to alien extraterrestrial sex as I'll ever get in my lifetime.
Anyway, my hat is off to you, @Der.Zoomer. From your one-of-a-kind contributions, I'll spend the rest of my life wondering what ostrich spunk tastes like
But man... every time I stumble on a bumped thread of Der.Zoomer's ... I get an irrational urge to hop a plane and go spend a night on my knees at his place, sucking 'n swallowing every one of his male ostriches to the last drop. My god, dicks like giant flat slimy tongues, and probably dexterous as a hand! Figure my boars and his ostrich cocks would be about as close to alien extraterrestrial sex as I'll ever get in my lifetime.
Anyway, my hat is off to you, @Der.Zoomer. From your one-of-a-kind contributions, I'll spend the rest of my life wondering what ostrich spunk tastes like
Der.Zoomer
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
That totally relies on you, go find an Ostrich farm, get used to the animals, let them accept you (so they know you're not a thread) and voila!
Downside: it takes years
Downside: it takes years
