What’s the weirdest thing you’ve wanted to have sex with

[peanl]

Let’s here it.. weirdest animal/ being you want to get down and dirty with

 

[pes]

 

[KadeBoltz]

 

[ashy]

Probably a xenomorph. Most everything else I'd bonk has at least a chance of being horny back.
For creatures which have actually existed, raptors, dinosaurs of all kinds, even pterosaurs! Lots of beautiful shapes in prehistoric life.

 

[Sköll]

Wendigo

 

[Kitty007]

Let’s here it.. weirdest animal/ being you want to get down and dirty with

I have absolutely zero standards when it comes to animals. Literally anything that's interested in me I'd be more than happy to give a nice handjob to, including but not limited to rabbits, geckos, guinea pigs, birds, farm animals...

Let's just say if you throw me to the wolves I'd come back pregnant or whatever the saying is.

 

[AuzShepherd]

Sabre tooth Tiger

 

[beast2732]

A hippopotamus. I imagine they would have a nice vagina. I have not done any research though so I could be completely wrong.

 

[AuzShepherd]

A hippopotamus. I imagine they would have a nice vagina. I have not done any research though so I could be completely wrong.

you know what, I could be with you on that too. Would be interesting

 

[tailintheair]

Definitely want too fuck a monkey be4 I die

 

[beast2732]

you know what, I could be with you on that too. Would be interesting

Right? I imagine it would be similar to a cow, just wet and slippery

 

[AuzShepherd]

Right? I imagine it would be similar to a cow, just wet and slippery

I have never been in a cow.....but I imagine it would hahaha

 

[ZephyrZoo]

Shit haha where do I start... Indominus Rex from Jurassic Park probably at #1.

The Thanator from avatar.

Any night fury from How to Train your Dragon. Childish, I know.

I know it's basically impossible but sharks to me are also super sexy. Particularly black tips.

 

[pes]

Shit haha where do I start... Indominus Rex from Jurassic Park probably at #1.

The Thanator from avatar.

Any night fury from How to Train your Dragon. Childish, I know.

I know it's basically impossible but sharks to me are also super sexy. Particularly black tips.

The cloaca in the second picture looks so inviting.

 

[ZephyrZoo]

The cloaca in the second picture looks so inviting.

Never been into cloaca stuff personally but I must agree!! This one is also particularly hot. Hope I'm not violating any rules by posting these.

Also the artist Whiteperson makes some really sexy dinos...

Obligatory "Good Girl" jurassic world reference.

 

[DFWfoxxy]

Let’s here it.. weirdest animal/ being you want to get down and dirty with

Going to also state that getting lewd with a xenomorph or related alien creature is a dream... goodness...

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

my ex-wife

 

[mxdwxnders]

Venom. I'm not even gonna explain. Just Venom.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Venom. I'm not even gonna explain. Just Venom.

I've seen some pretty spicy R34 stuff with Venom and Gwen Stacey.
Also, have you seen where Spider Gwen gets the symbiote? Goes by the name Gwenom.

wow, I am a huge friggin nerd............

 

[mxdwxnders]

I've seen some pretty spicy R34 stuff with Venom and Gwen Stacey.
Also, have you seen where Spider Gwen gets the symbiote? Goes by the name Gwenom.

wow, I am a huge friggin nerd............

I have and how to be Gwen?
I have seen Gwenom and she's pretty - I like the design!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I have and how to be Gwen?
I have seen Gwenom and she's pretty - I like the design!

YES!
It is such a cool look.

 

[mxdwxnders]

YES!
It is such a cool look.

THE THINGS I WOULD DO FOR EDDIE AND VENOM?! it's unthinkable lmao.

 

[valleyyote]

I've seen some pretty spicy R34 stuff with Venom and Gwen Stacey.
Also, have you seen where Spider Gwen gets the symbiote? Goes by the name Gwenom.

wow, I am a huge friggin nerd............

Nothing wrong with that sexy fur buddy! Me and my brother are die hard Marvel and DC fanboys and I will be 52 this october. So much to love about both of them.

 

[valleyyote]

THE THINGS I WOULD DO FOR EDDIE AND VENOM?! it's unthinkable lmao.

Wouldnt that be do too as well?

 

[valleyyote]

Just one thing?! Come on man I am such a pervert their is no end to what i find attractive and arousing. That fencepost at the edge of my neighbors field is looking pretty PHAT!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Just one thing?! Come on man I am such a pervert their is no end to what i find attractive and arousing. That fencepost at the edge of my neighbors field is looking pretty PHAT!

Brings a whole new meaning to popping wood

 

[valleyyote]

Brings a whole new meaning to popping wood

Indeed it does!

 

[peanl]

Shit haha where do I start... Indominus Rex from Jurassic Park probably at #1.

The Thanator from avatar.

Any night fury from How to Train your Dragon. Childish, I know.

I know it's basically impossible but sharks to me are also super sexy. Particularly black tips.

I’m curious what a shark pussy even looks like I’ve caught so many of them I haven’t even thought about taking a look down there.. interesting

 

[ZephyrZoo]

I’m curious what a shark pussy even looks like I’ve caught so many of them I haven’t even thought about taking a look down there.. interesting

Well, I might never know but it's fun to fantasise.

Spoiler: Smut

 

[ZooLover1997$1]

circled by a group of horny predators with throbbing cocks for me to suck on as a xenomorph facehugger attaches to my ass with its tail wrapped around my cock