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What’s the weirdest thing you’ve wanted to have sex with

You called? lol
When I stumbled upon this site you showed up as latest user to register, I just get an account as well.

I’ve been attracted to (female) polar bears for as long as I can remember, way before I even started masturbating or watching porn.

I was so interested in it that I would draw sexual intercourse with one in my free time, I even at the time convinced my mom to buy me one of those packs of throat mints even though I wasn’t sick, when I got home I just masturbated to the photo of a polar bear on it lol.

I won’t get into more detail as that’s material for a thread, but I wonder what it’ll be like here, a breath of fresh air or same old same old, like back at school where my fantasies weren’t a secret.

I imagine it’s rare to have a heterosexual attraction to a female bear, or any large, aggressive yet female animal, although in my fantasies they are kind and sweet. Whatever though.
 
I guess I also had sex with a sea anemone while snorkeling once (put my peen inside its trendles (tentacles?) and my peen eventually started tingling inside it and it my peen ended up tingling so hard that I started cumming and I squirted into it) so I guess I should add it to the list of “weird things”.
My good Sir: I have lied, I have cheated, I have killed. I have even danced ze macarena. But you, you monsieur disgusast even me!
 
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