What’s the weirdest thing you’ve wanted to have sex with

From the movie “Valerian“ (and the city of thousand planets) the Pearl people are very beautiful.
The women are drawn with very light and flowing clothes that almost (but not full) reveals everything 🥴
Such a woman for me 💕
 
You called? lol
When I stumbled upon this site you showed up as latest user to register, I just get an account as well.

I’ve been attracted to (female) polar bears for as long as I can remember, way before I even started masturbating or watching porn.

I was so interested in it that I would draw sexual intercourse with one in my free time, I even at the time convinced my mom to buy me one of those packs of throat mints even though I wasn’t sick, when I got home I just masturbated to the photo of a polar bear on it lol.

I won’t get into more detail as that’s material for a thread, but I wonder what it’ll be like here, a breath of fresh air or same old same old, like back at school where my fantasies weren’t a secret.

I imagine it’s rare to have a heterosexual attraction to a female bear, or any large, aggressive yet female animal, although in my fantasies they are kind and sweet. Whatever though.
 
I guess I also had sex with a sea anemone while snorkeling once (put my peen inside its trendles (tentacles?) and my peen eventually started tingling inside it and it my peen ended up tingling so hard that I started cumming and I squirted into it) so I guess I should add it to the list of “weird things”.
My good Sir: I have lied, I have cheated, I have killed. I have even danced ze macarena. But you, you monsieur disgusast even me!
 
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