droolnslobber
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I was fooling around and tried my hnd with a knotty parody of "WAP" by Cardi B and Meghn Thee Stallion
Anybody else got silly zoo-themed song parodies???
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Horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house (hol' up)
I said zoo pride freak, seven days a week
Well bred bitches make that Martha dog speak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some well bred bitches
Bring a collar and a leash for these well bred bitches
Give me slobber and a knot for these well bred bitches
Eat it up, doggie, play like Pong
Extra large and extra long
Put that tongue 'tween my labia and
I'm gonna sing like a Cardi song
Mount me up, I'm on all fours
I spread ass like it's a pore
You scratch back, I moan like whore
Your balls are rich and my eggs are poor (ka-ching!)
Fill me up, semen prize
Seal the deal, and turn your tie
I want you to bring that big batch of puppies in my ovar-eyes
Mark my belly with your greed
Out in public, on a lead
I don't groom, I don't feed
But let me tell you how I got this need (ayy, ayy)
Shepherd me, German me, Golden Retriever me (yeah)
Labrador, Mastiff, Great Dane teasin' me (yeah)
I dreamed 'till I creamed but I never told a soul about it
Almost turned green but I kept some control about it
Got really mean cause I didn't feel whole about it
So I cracked, I dogsat
I had a glass of wine and let him taste that twat (let him taste that twat)
He smelled the excitement hiding that cooch
Made him wanna play Turner and Hooch
Now get your boots, all four scoots, for these well bred bitches
Internet creeps want some deets from these well bred bitches
Human dicks just don't do it for these well bred bitches
Now bark it up if you wanna see some well bred bitches
Look, I need a skilled Shih Tzu or a Giant Schnauzer
I need a Rottweiler whose name is Bowser
No toy guns, I need a howitzer
So the kennelmaid will ask, "How is you?"
He got a sheath, then that's where I'm lickin'
Lipstick emerge, just like my clit is
Let him spritz pre, cum on my skivvies
Laugh like he's witty when he wets my titties
I don't wanna talk, I wanna bark
I wanna woof, I wanna arf
I want you to cum that big dog DNA until I'm growling at passing cars
And maybe tomorrow I'll try me a stallion
But not without lube cause I think that did Sally in
I get aroused when I get scared (yuh, ah)
Hey, I think I wanna be his mare
Oh, hubby, not tonight, I just don't have energy
Got a headache from your best friend's pedigree
Stay off my knees, cause they've already been used
And don't smell my panties cause I think you really did lose
In the jungle, woman choose the best dude
Dogs can put more cum in test tubes
Dogs can pass test one and test two
Don't make me bring in Rex to test you
If you can't knot, then you lose lots
My children's daddy will be named Spot
If you fuck me and I feel loose
Just enjoy the warmth and gimme your douche
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some well bred bitches
Bring a muzzle and a shock for these well bred bitches
Close the kennel with a lock for these well bred bitches
Okay, now slave to cock, slave to knot, that's some well bred bitches
Breath puffing down her neck, that's some well bred bitches
I'm talking SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP, that's some well bred bitches
Belly swelling up with pups, that's some well bred bitches, huh
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse...
Anybody else got silly zoo-themed song parodies???
***
Horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house (hol' up)
I said zoo pride freak, seven days a week
Well bred bitches make that Martha dog speak, woo! (Ah)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some well bred bitches
Bring a collar and a leash for these well bred bitches
Give me slobber and a knot for these well bred bitches
Eat it up, doggie, play like Pong
Extra large and extra long
Put that tongue 'tween my labia and
I'm gonna sing like a Cardi song
Mount me up, I'm on all fours
I spread ass like it's a pore
You scratch back, I moan like whore
Your balls are rich and my eggs are poor (ka-ching!)
Fill me up, semen prize
Seal the deal, and turn your tie
I want you to bring that big batch of puppies in my ovar-eyes
Mark my belly with your greed
Out in public, on a lead
I don't groom, I don't feed
But let me tell you how I got this need (ayy, ayy)
Shepherd me, German me, Golden Retriever me (yeah)
Labrador, Mastiff, Great Dane teasin' me (yeah)
I dreamed 'till I creamed but I never told a soul about it
Almost turned green but I kept some control about it
Got really mean cause I didn't feel whole about it
So I cracked, I dogsat
I had a glass of wine and let him taste that twat (let him taste that twat)
He smelled the excitement hiding that cooch
Made him wanna play Turner and Hooch
Now get your boots, all four scoots, for these well bred bitches
Internet creeps want some deets from these well bred bitches
Human dicks just don't do it for these well bred bitches
Now bark it up if you wanna see some well bred bitches
Look, I need a skilled Shih Tzu or a Giant Schnauzer
I need a Rottweiler whose name is Bowser
No toy guns, I need a howitzer
So the kennelmaid will ask, "How is you?"
He got a sheath, then that's where I'm lickin'
Lipstick emerge, just like my clit is
Let him spritz pre, cum on my skivvies
Laugh like he's witty when he wets my titties
I don't wanna talk, I wanna bark
I wanna woof, I wanna arf
I want you to cum that big dog DNA until I'm growling at passing cars
And maybe tomorrow I'll try me a stallion
But not without lube cause I think that did Sally in
I get aroused when I get scared (yuh, ah)
Hey, I think I wanna be his mare
Oh, hubby, not tonight, I just don't have energy
Got a headache from your best friend's pedigree
Stay off my knees, cause they've already been used
And don't smell my panties cause I think you really did lose
In the jungle, woman choose the best dude
Dogs can put more cum in test tubes
Dogs can pass test one and test two
Don't make me bring in Rex to test you
If you can't knot, then you lose lots
My children's daddy will be named Spot
If you fuck me and I feel loose
Just enjoy the warmth and gimme your douche
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some well bred bitches
Bring a muzzle and a shock for these well bred bitches
Close the kennel with a lock for these well bred bitches
Okay, now slave to cock, slave to knot, that's some well bred bitches
Breath puffing down her neck, that's some well bred bitches
I'm talking SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP, that's some well bred bitches
Belly swelling up with pups, that's some well bred bitches, huh
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse in this house
There's a horse...
