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[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

Fallix . Thats my serious one. (I can be sometimes..) (( serious i mean ))

 

[Salacious Wolf]

Fallix . Thats my serious one. (I can be sometimes..) (( serious i mean ))

Based on Phallus? Should be Phallix then.

 

[Salacious Wolf]

Have urges your hand alone cannot satisfy? Try the new "Boner Tamer". Play with your wood and cum like a freak with the Boner Tamer - it tames even the most persistent boners! Vacuum attachment sold separately...

 

[K9sully]

I just call it wishful thinking.

 

[Ed-nwuk-maturebi]

Based on Phallus? Should be Phallix then.

Could be either way yes. Kind of thought of Phallic and spun that around a bit. Thats my monthly quota of ideas done with..

 

[Backgrounder]

Let us all agree to call it a Meg.

 

[Wet Fortune Cookie]

Here’s the video that gif came from...y’know, for science ?

that’s actually super hot

 

[Vermilion]

Yep.... china has won, that's it....

 

[Vermilion]

Got a simple one, Donut

Nope, that's already taken.
That's a horse butthole.

 

[RoadWarrior]

Nope, that's already taken.
That's a horse butthole.

What if it's a horse-donut-shaped penetrable?

 

[RoadWarrior]

Yep.... china has won, that's it....

When you thought Japanese ppl doing the most obscure shi1t, then there comes China...
However... I wouldn't mind a machine like that at home...

 

[Vermilion]

When you thought Japanese ppl doing the most obscure shi1t, then there comes China...
However... I wouldn't mind a machine like that at home...

Japan: Look at my talking toilet.... awesome, isn't it?
China: Yeah...................................................................... I got an idea........

 

[HugDoggy]

Yep.... china has won, that's it....

I wish equines and bovines came with a height adjustment button like this machine.
So can you insert your own videos into that thing, because frankly the selection of women that came up on the screen didn't do much for me. Now if I could select a hunky male canine video we might be able to get this party started with a bang.

 

[420Fatty]

Cum catcher.

 

[Labraguy5]

Fap-Awoooooo for animal themed ones

 

[AlejandroX]

Wankers

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I thought of a few,.

Weenie Houdini

Better Pecker Fetter

Cracker Attacker

 

[Nanuaraq]

I'm a bit tempted by that naughty bunny as well. My vote goes for calling it a "bunny". It works on so many levels

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

I'm a bit tempted by that naught bunny as well. My vite goes for calli g it a "bunny". Iy works on so many levels

kinda like yer spell checker.. lol

 

[Nanuaraq]

kinda like yer spell checker.. lol

Sorry, was on the mobile, and that means typos

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Weenie Whipper
or
Cock Stalker

lol

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Creamer
Rubber
Humper
Glider
Slider

OH!@ you mean a "C.R.H.G.S.!"
lol

 

[azx3]

slot pocket

 

[Dogperson0813]

I just go with self-pleasurer

 

[Sarah71]

I am not going to suggest a word since they all now seem to be taken.
The author did say that dildo us a sexy word, is it? Or is it just due to what that word is associated with, basically a thing that women use inside themselves

 

[OpelManiac]

We are talking about something that is ready for you to stick your dick in 24/7/365. Something that doesn’t care about what the dick looks like the quality of the fuck or your stamina. We are talking about;


Cheryl

 

[Salacious Wolf]

We are talking about something that is ready for you to stick your dick in 24/7/365. Something that doesn’t care about what the dick looks like the quality of the fuck or your stamina. We are talking about;


Cheryl

We are talking about... The Humpatron? Hump away to the hilt till you're totally humped out. No batteries needed. Mounting attachment sold separately.

 

[Nanuaraq]

Oooh, could be an interesting thing to stick it in

 

[runkhorn]

PocketCookie

second!

 

[John Wesley-Knox]

When you said mount I immediately thought of this thing that stallions get to fuck to collect cum. Maybe we can do something with the word mount to make it more interesting.

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My first thought was to attempt some play on "Sybian" because of the similar appearance, but...I got nothing.