Would you rather tell your mom or your dad that you’re a zoofile?

Would you rather tell your mom or your dad that you’re a zoofile?

  • Mom

    Votes: 69 61.1%
  • Dad

    Votes: 44 38.9%

  • Total voters
    113
My parents have both passed, but they were very old fashioned. I suspect neither of them would have taken it nicely. My mother, though, once remarked, "That Chance sure is a well-hung dog!" when we were watching Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. I sometimes wonder if she figured out what I'm about.

My sister sent me a snapshot of her Akita with some pink hanging out. Did she not notice, or was she aware that I would like it? I can only guess.
 
I'm not interested at all on telling anybody, but I'd choose my father. My mother is already bothered because I'm too close to dogs, and constantly is remarking that dogs are nice but filthy, and people that kiss dogs are disgusting. If she only knew... it would be absolutely terrible for her.
 
The funny thing is I'm pretty sure I could tell both of them, I've never said anything about it (and I never plan to) but I've seen this exact site left open on their phones. That's half the reason I'm here lol
 
Mmm, tough question.

I think both of them suspect like 90% at this point, so probably I won't be a big shock.

My mom is more open to "whatever make you happy", though I heard her once saying zoophilia was wrong.

My dad is kind of homophobic, so maybe he won't care if it's with a female dog, but probably get mad or at least disappointed if it's with a male dog.
 
Honestly I'd be scared to death either way but since what STARTED me thinking about animals sexually was a porno novel of my dad's in which a lady was fucked by a dog in a pool, I chose him. I never talk in any way about my sexuality with the 'rents. They know I have had sex with a woman at least once (college age kid) and that's as far as it goes.*

* I suppose even that's not proof, could be the mailman's/IVF baby. :p
 
Considering my dad has confessed to me he’s gay and he’s slept with my friends (lads the same age as me I didn’t even know were gay/bi) then yeah, him
 
If they did, you got very, very lucky. That is NOT a normal parental reaction. Trust me, I am one.
Oh I know that and I would not suggest anybody tell their parents but my parents actually did not care. Like I said my mom actually offered to buy me a step stool when she knew I was getting my first mare, my dad walked in while I was eating one of my shepherds out and he goes that's a very unusual way of petting her belly.
They just figured as long as I was happy then I'm not hurting anybody and who gives a crap
 
Oh I know that and I would not suggest anybody tell their parents but my parents actually did not care. Like I said my mom actually offered to buy me a step stool when she knew I was getting my first mare, my dad walked in while I was eating one of my shepherds out and he goes that's a very unusual way of petting her belly.
They just figured as long as I was happy then I'm not hurting anybody and who gives a crap
As I said, that is not a normal reaction. It's abnormal to a remarkable degree...not much more to be said.
Edit: Seems quite odd that both parents reacted in tandem. That would be odd, whatever the question.
 
now usually i prefer to talk to my mum about things, but having come out to both i'd say my dad is more accepting of this particular thing. i came out to both at once and dad seemed like he was going to say it's completely fine, but mum answered first by saying i shouldn't act on it. i think this is because dad grew up in a rural town and mum grew up near where we live now (suburbian, close to the city.)
 
My mom had eyes in the back of her head and knew everything I did when I was growing up and can't imagine how much she would have beaten the hell out of me if she caught me fucking an animal. OMG, she beat the hell out of me for just masturbating! Probably why I'm sexually repressed and on this site now! lol
 
Already out to my mom! She supports me, and admitted that she had actually looked up beast porn in the past out of morbid curiosity. She wasn't into it, but could see why I am.
 
I'm of the opinion you don't tell anyone in your life about this but if I absolutely had to choose, life or death type situation, it would be my mom everytime. Her and I have always been very close about everything once I hit my teen and adult years and she's always been very open with me about love and sex and everything in between.
 
Both of them are nutjobs but if I had to pick one, easily my dad. I can't really imagine how he'd react to it but I don't think it would be particularly extreme even at its worst.
 
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