You mean youโve never banged a piano sober? Youโre missing out!Maybe after a couple of beers.
No, can't say that I have. Sober or not, I'd prefer to be on top if it happens though.You mean youโve never banged a piano sober? Youโre missing out!
And yes.
Would suck him drySure, looks fun
MaybeWould suck him dry
What, you have something against a pianist?Play a tune while I masturbate? No thanks
You would have to be ampidextrious to pull that off (pun intended), of which I'm not!What, you have something against a pianist?
I just realized that joke probably only makes sense said out loud