DeliciousFellatio
You’re not wrong honestly. Never really cared for watching either sport so much as playing them. And I do still enjoy a good pick up game of our American soccer.Snogging
I mean pointing out the erroneous misnomer of American's use of football is trite. What really seemed to annoy any frat bro that I got in that argument with is to offhandedly assert that their football was just a worse version of our rugby:
"… 30 seconds of action 10m at a time where you get to throw forward…"![]()
boulders
I also still failed to know how the fuck women put on bras I’ve only been with one woman but trying to take that thing off was like some sort of Chinese puzzle and I could see what I was doing
Breasts
(although no one seems to have much sympathy for us top heavy ladies, back pain is right up there with worst reasons to have a bigger bust, along with ogling eyes and finding a fit that is neither boxy nor suffocating)