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Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

Mine aren't anywhere near as exciting as some of you guys'!
Most weird with a girl was on the front lawn of a church in the middle of the night on a mostly deserted road. It ended with my first experience of a girl pissing in my mouth.
Most weird with a guy was in the men's room of the Kit Kat Club in Berlin. I was butt-naked with my head in the urinal with guys pissing on my face and hair, while other guys were fucking my ass. OMG, I thought I had died and went to heaven! LOL..
 
Haha, some of these stories really made my day.

Personally, with a human the weirdest place I ever banged was on her parents dinner table while they were out getting dinner. They came home 20 minutes later and her dad asked if someone spilt something on the table and proceeded to wipe the table with his handkerchief and later wipe his face with the same thing?. Nasty, I know.

With an animal? Probably in my car with my dog in a shopping centre parking lot. Not very wild I know haha.
 
MongrelGal said:
My horrible boss’s desk and the conference room, very late at night (we’re talking actually breaking in, early hours of the morning)
Went real crazy in there… oh the satisfaction knowing my bum had been on every inch of his stuff ???
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That’s fucking awesome and hot
 
The drive through of a smoothie shop. My girlfriend and I were in college and she was working there at the time. They had a little wooden platform to get to the drive through window. We did it on top of that platform. She had super messy blonde hair at the time and made smoothies afterwards.
 
In the woods; naked, nothing but me and an all black 90lb German Shepherd, we were knotted in the wild for about 20 minutes. Only thing that could make that more perfect is if it faintly drizzled rain upon us while we were tied. I don't think I ever felt so close to nature and so close to the canine spirit deep within me.
 
Been to a few places that people of varying tastes might think are “weird” (school garden, beach, pool change rooms, park toilets, etc) but I think the one most people would say is weird would be inside a tomb in a cemetery.
 
knotjen said:
Hmmm which story to tell...

Late at night, at the beach, in the back of my ex-husband's truck (we were just dating at the time) and the truck rolled forward which we didn't notice until the truck dropped over the ledge and landed on the front bumper down below. I bruised my hip on the top of the cab as I flew out the bed and my ex wasn't as lucky as one of his legs went through the rear window. Sliced up his leg pretty good :( The police and EMT's were not amused.

Same guy, on our wedding day, we went at it in the limo ride between church and the restaurant. We finished just in time and I didn't think about it and hiked my knickers back up, fluffed up my dress and we got out as if nothing happened but of course stuff started to leak out into my knickers which was just gross and added unnecessary paranoia.
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Those stories went in wildly different directions, thankfully only one of them led to injury.

I had sex in a car in church parking lot after an all day camping trip. Thankfully no services were in session that morning. We did almost get caught though.
 
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