What type and color underwear are you wearing?

Totally counts as underwear if you made it from a tiny old thong that barely covers your junk. I'm sure your mom has some in her underwear drawer you could use from her old stripper days.

I'm sorry. :ROFLMAO:

My mom's dead, asshole... Fell off a pole and drowned in the swamp bucket behind the bar.

I'll never wear one of her thongs again without crying (damned sequins).
 
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