What´s the last thing you ate?

Huel. It’s a vegan protein slurry. It tastes like a combination of a vanilla oatmeal milkshake and sadness.
 
I'll start eating my vegetables only after a woman is done playing with them. Who wouldn't want to take a bite out of a cucumber after it's been inserted into a warm, moist vagina? 😍 :p 😎 🥒
 
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