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What´s the last thing you ate?

TeeVee78 said:
I bought a loaf of bread yesterday, made a hole in it an hour ago, threw some olive oil inside it and gave it ago. Didn't cum inside though, now I'm eating it. I guess I have a food fetish of some kind. Tomorrow morning it's time for an orange ;)
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I'll sometimes say some weird shit in a joking way when cooking, like "look at that sexy roast. I'm gonna fuck it first" but then realize it's a dead animal and it turns me off. Not from eating it though, it's still delicious ?
 
CaptainK9 said:
I'll sometimes say some weird shit in a joking way when cooking, like "look at that sexy roast. I'm gonna fuck it first" but then realize it's a dead animal and it turns me off. Not from eating it though, it's still delicious ?
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Haha maybe thats why I love plant based food around my cock, cuz it didn't have to suffer. On the other hand, that bread loaf didn't look too happy after I handled it a bit :D
 
CaptainK9 said:
T-bone Steak. Very tender, very delicious ;)
Had to share a small piece with my dog, since I can never eat alone ?
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Ive been craving meat like crazy today. I used to cook a whole pack of bacon & eat it all. ?ah...Goodtimes ?. My money situation not so good so I settle with what i have just a bunnch of Snacks & stuff.
 
About half a bag of Cheetos. Using chopsticks. Yes, I'm serious - Driving chopsticks is as routine as using a fork for me, and much as I love Cheetos, I hate needing to scrub the orange cruft off my fingers when I'm done.

Which reminds me of something I heard on the radio once years and years ago - a little jingle done by the local morning-show weirdos on the area's (then a brand new format) "Z-Rock" station:
If you ever wanna
make yer daddy-parts orange
just eat a bag of Cheetos
while you watch porn!
 
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