What Gift would you give the Person above you?

[NoloContendere]

A solid retirement account.

 

[guykiwi]

A nice walk

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

A nicer walk

 

[Chiara2003]

A even betterer walk

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

A even betterer walk

Better kennel locks

*more of a present for BOTH of us*

 

[Puhp]

A subscription to "Down, Boy!" Official Magazine of Dog Breeders everywhere!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

A spare key to the kennel locks
*still want me down?*

 

[Puhp]

Can we get a clapper put on the kennel lights... and stereo?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Can we get a clapper put on the kennel lights... and stereo?

What makes you think I don't already have all that installed?
I also have a drop down disco ball for Friday nights

 

[Puhp]

Disco Ball Gag. You know, for ambiance

 

[Chiara2003]

A puppy of her choosing to raise an give loving home tooo with lots of treats ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

A bed full of huskies

 

[saddlebum66]

a husk full of Beddies

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

A fusk bull of heddies

 

[saddlebum66]

Half a saddlebag full of somewhat the worse for wear Efruitti Baren

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Had to Google that but was not displeased.
So, I'll gift you a FULL bag of these, only because they look wonderful

 

[saddlebum66]

Had to Google that but was not displeased.
So, I'll gift you a FULL bag of these, only because they look wonderful
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Well Teddy...Ill tell ya...these smell great...might not be as edible as they appear.... The standard Gold Bear bag is the true deal. Haribo....was hunting a thicket one day with my lil brother.
My big bro had just brought us Fresh bags back from Germany....
I lost track of my brother....was starting to hope a deer DIDNT show up....when all suddenlike I caught a whiff on the breeze of GUMMIES!....So, I knew he was back upwind of me....


Nary Deer showed up...I think they were all on a Florida beach with umbrella drinks....but it wasnt the worst day in the field I ever had<grinnn> so heres to good bear hunting

 

[guykiwi]

Saddle oil

 

[cbrnth]

A streaming webcam and OnlyFans account

 

[guykiwi]

Pants ?

 

[Chiara2003]

A fishing boat ?

 

[Me_You_&_Our_K9]

ballerina shoes

 

[Puhp]

A brand new beach umbrella to help protect that poor chair. ?️

 

[Me_You_&_Our_K9]

A mordant to recondition the chair ?

 

[saddlebum66]

A pound of non iodized salt....some of the other mordants could kill ya if you sit in them long enough....a tan bottom is cute....a TANNED bottom
...ehhh....them're for mummies

 

[wuschelchen1964]

Hairgryer

 

[nitchanan]

A cow bell

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Some new cauldrons for mixing her potions

 

[jessvetmed]

a blowjob maybe

 

[skiguy31]

Some quiet time in the dog kennels