What do you keep next to your bed?

[blzkaidf912]

A wardrobe, a terrarium with some ferns in it, a flashlight and some books. Seeing many like to sleep at an arm's reach of death canons and disclose details about them as some kind of aposematic signal. I also show my tools of death: I own a gun that shoots out hydric acid (added some surfactants to it for higher effectiveness), I already have made more than 5,000 kills with it, mostly "vermin" of the genus Formicidae. Very though and ferocious creatures, Ive see them behead other animals with their jaws in a single move then tear them to pieces.

 

[Fionaz]

Sig sauer p250 and S&W 9mm. Lube and a phone charger.

 

[swampy]

My back scratcher , a 12" rubber handled sheathed buck knife, and My 16 round 40 cal. with a extra clip

 

[Wet Fortune Cookie]

Can tell who the American's are here

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Nowhere near enough sugar!

 

[Wet Fortune Cookie]

I have bandaids, reading glasses, a few books, a bottle of water and a lamp. My phone goes on there when I'm sleeping for an alarm.

 

[xpuppyslutx]

My phone, the TV remote, a few toys, and a water bowl

 

[KnottyBitch69]

Phone, glass of water and my XL Rex from Bad Dragon.

 

[Blueblanket94]

Usually a 12 Guage, water bottle, drawer full of toys, and carmex.

 

[Xxjojos87xX]

My phone....and some water and drawer with sex toy and condoms

 

[Zebby]

Him.

 

[bee18]

water, phone, dildo,

 

[Farmhand640]

20 guage shotgun, glasses, phone, and a flashlight.

 

[tengugod]

my ipad and a bottle of water.

 

[Michioliphant]

Bowl of assorted condoms

 

[Mikki]

aways mu phone

 

[Zebby]

At the moment an empty space. No sub to sleep with my boy.

 

[YIMBY]

aways mu phone

Never a phi or tau phone. Always mu.

 

[Animail]

A wall, another wall and a furniture with my collection of animals figurines.

 

[Memprys]

A wand vibrator, an insertable vibrator, several cock rings, some K-Y jelly, a basket of condoms, and a bag of cough drops.

 

[jjanicza]

im pretty lame, next to me bed is my phone, a remote for the tv, a lamp and a bag of half eaten chips ahoe cookies

 

[Clap]

My 3DS

 

[Bloodwolf]

357. I decided to switch it up

 

[Horny4]

My False teeth and Condoms
one never knows who is coming to the door.

 

[Zebby]

Something from Bad Dragon.

 

[Bitchesonly]

Can tell who the American's are here

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i actually thought it would have no egg, 400grams of cheese and extra freedom fries

 

[LustyGSD]

Alarm clock.

 

[Alpha Cat]

My cell phone. A 9mm (I will be upgrading real soon to something with a lot more kick)

 

[nekdoneco123]

my glasses and my phone in out-of-reach position so i have to get up to kill the alarm.

 

[Alpha Cat]

my phone in out-of-reach position so i have to get up to kill the alarm.

That still does not work for me.

 

[nekdoneco123]

That still does not work for me.

i'm at like 50/50. sometimes it works, sometimes i grab it and fall asleep while still sitting on the bed.... god, i hate morning shifts