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What Do You Get Annoyed By?

Shakey cam. If your a director and you think aiming the camera EVERYWHERE AT ONCE is a good way to add intensity to a scene, You're a horrible person.
 
People who stop right in the middle of the gateway to the outside.

"RIGHT ... -> I <- left the stadium. With. Thiiiiis. Step. Time to stop and make up my mind what I want to do now."

Like hey, it's ok. There's only a hundred to a thousand people waiting after you. Even if it is because of you have no clue where to go: Just either follow the people in front, or instantly pick a harmless-seeming direction and continue. There's like a 97.5% chance you will happen upon signs that tell you where to proceed to. OR you will more or less instantly come to a non-people-traffic-area. Just fucking step aside if you really need to think when passing a doorway. How hard is that? How have these people progressed through life to that point and never noticed how there is an entire civilization living with them on this planet, and pretty much everyone else hates them for immediately stopping and blocking the exit. Just --- why??
 
Anyone who's overly critical or judgey on small things. Can't get flustered or you look defensive so the only socially acceptable option is to laugh it off or agree
 
Anyone who pulls in $4k a month, Can cover all their bills and groceries with $2k, yet for some reason NEVER HAS MONEY.

Perhaps I'm simply annoyed by irresponsible idiots.
 
Large women that either confidently...or arrogantly...boast statements such as:
"You can't handle this much woman!"
or
"I'm too much woman for you to handle!"

Well, what if I want a woman that is PHYSICALLY too much for me to handle? What if that's exactly what I want? Physically unable to handle her, I'm fine with. Financially, psychologically, spiritually and emotionally, on the other hand...

No. She has to be someone I can handle on a spiritual+financial+psychological+emotional level, but it would be a bonus if I was completely unable to handle her on a physical level.
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Take this guy, for example.
 
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Guy's that come to a Zoo Site just to hit on Girls. (you know who you are)

I dunno, It's worked out pretty well for me thus far.

On topic, Characters who are one race/gender in the book or comic they star in, Then another race/gender when they show up in TV or movies.
 
I get annoyed when people try to say something to me over a loud vehicle or machinery and when I move closer hear what they said, they repeat themselves in an even quieter voice that's harder to hear over the noise. The truck beside us didn't quiet down when I took a few steps towards you, so for the love of God, speak up!
 
Visitors to Minnesota ahead of me who drive 15 in a 30 mph zone if there was snow last week. And make every turn I need to make.
 
Teenage girl Facebook profile pics annoy me, fish lips and bugged out eyes beneath raised-high eyebrows, taken from a phone held at a Dutch angle nearly from the ceiling.

But middle-aged women who take and post the exact same style of profile pics make me bust out laughing uncontrollably.

I can't be annoyed for long. The universe has a way of balancing out your day, if you wait for it to make the correction.
 
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