What animal is the most pleasant to have sex with?

[awaawe]

It is actually some female Ostriches teasing me by sitting down, flapping with their wings and clapping around with their beaks on the ground

I recently saw a video of a guy saying that some farmers in the UK were having trouble breeding ostriches because the birds were more attracted to farmers than to the ostriches themselves. And that's why they didn't reproduce, they kept wanting another "type of bipedal animal" than their partners lol

Zoomer! What is this experience like? They do the same to you??? How does a female show you that she wants to have sex with you? I've seen in some of your past posts that you've had relations with males too! Tell me how this happens, I'm curious

 

[awaawe]

Some really do, they are so excited and keep flapping with the wings and clapping with their beak on the ground during the act.
They also could be so excited that they're pushing out the cloaca so far that you can see and feel the clitoris.
I have posted a picture of that where it can be seen some time ago in this forum

Ohhh birds have clitoris? This is new for me!

 

[Der.Zoomer]

Ostriches do, due to their anatomy. Most birds don't have a "penis" (mind the quotes), but a male Ostrich sports a big fat tool that can get hard in no time and shoves it deep into the female Ostrich cloaca.
And female Ostriches do have the same tool, but a lot smaller.

 

[Der.Zoomer]

Do they clamp at all? Any sign of orgasm?

Yes I'd say they feel that and enjoy it.
I can see that on their feathers (they rise), and if you are really good you can get a female Ostrich to moan too!
I got videos of all that but I'm not gonna post it out here in the public.

 

[Gcow]

For me dairy cows

 

[WhiteSnake]

Horses

 

[ollaf504030]

Amazing

 

[Gcow]

For me dairy cows love there hot pussy and sexy udders gets me so hard

 

[Essilay]

Yes I'd say they feel that and enjoy it.
I can see that on their feathers (they rise), and if you are really good you can get a female Ostrich to moan too!
I got videos of all that but I'm not gonna post it out here in the public.

Hi, sorry if it isn't the right place to ask, but I was wondering if you could describe their smell (both in general and their cloaca in particular - as if my knowledge is correct, it's a "2 in 1" kinda hole)

 

[LoverOfHorses]

Horses imo, love feeling overwhelmed cause of their size

 

[SandraF1989]

I've only tried male dogs so far but. If nature didn't intend on male dogs fucking human women. Then why do we fit so well together? And why does it feel so good? I have a hard time picturing any combination that's better than male dog/female human.

 

[melbman55]

I've only tried male dogs so far but. If nature didn't intend on male dogs fucking human women. Then why do we fit so well together? And why does it feel so good? I have a hard time picturing any combination that's better than male dog/female human.

I agree Sandra. A woman's virgina and dog cock just fit together perfectly just as nature intended.

 

[SandraF1989]

I agree Sandra. A woman's virgina and dog cock just fit together perfectly just as nature intended.

Almost scary how well! To good to be a coincidence!

 

[melbman55]

Almost scary how well! To good to be a coincidence!

I agree. I think that nature intended women and dogs fuck each other. In my youth I had a girlfriend who could take a horse cock in side her with no effort. The virgina is really a wonderful thing.

 

[LoverOfHorses]

I agree. I think that nature intended women and dogs fuck each other. In my youth I had a girlfriend who could take a horse cock in side her with no effort. The virgina is really a wonderful thing.

I can firmly relate to that woman

 

[Renee]

I've only tried male dogs so far but....

Would you try with a stud pony if a good safe situation came up? To me, safe also means that the owner knows horses really well, and the stud is consistently not too aggressive.

 

[Two Dogs Deep]

Pleasant, probably a lab (dog).

 

[aaasss]

Ostriches do, due to their anatomy. Most birds don't have a "penis" (mind the quotes), but a male Ostrich sports a big fat tool that can get hard in no time and shoves it deep into the female Ostrich cloaca.
And female Ostriches do have the same tool, but a lot smaller.

Figure I'll ask, very curious- How hard does a male ostrich thrust (if he does at all)? What does it feel like when he cums?

 

[Der.Zoomer]

Figure I'll ask, very curious- How hard does a male ostrich thrust (if he does at all)? What does it feel like when he cums?

the male Ostrich is really trying to push his giant tool inside the target,
but you won't really be able to feel when he ejaculates because he really just lets it leak out of his tool and into the female then.
I never have felt any like contractions when a male Ostrich was doing a female Ostrich, apart from his thrusting into the female cloaca.

 

[princessjigglez]

Definitely the female canine, Only they can massage and tighten up your magic stick with their inner walls

It is a crime that it is near impossible to get a female dog that isnt fixed

 

[aaasss]

the male Ostrich is really trying to push his giant tool inside the target,
but you won't really be able to feel when he ejaculates because he really just lets it leak out of his tool and into the female then.
I never have felt any like contractions when a male Ostrich was doing a female Ostrich, apart from his thrusting into the female cloaca.

Neat. How long does it take for him to go off- is he a one pump chump?

 

[SandraF1989]

Would you try with a stud pony if a good safe situation came up? To me, safe also means that the owner knows horses really well, and the stud is consistently not too aggressive.

Yes that would be very interresting to try

 

[humananimal]

A fossa.

As I have seen on TV they lock together like dogs.

 

[Der.Zoomer]

Neat. How long does it take for him to go off- is he a one pump chump?

can actually go on for a couple minutes

 

[Vermilion]

the male Ostrich is really trying to push his giant tool inside the target,
but you won't really be able to feel when he ejaculates because he really just lets it leak out of his tool and into the female then.
I never have felt any like contractions when a male Ostrich was doing a female Ostrich, apart from his thrusting into the female cloaca.

Yeah! Nothing you don't already know, but birds and reptiles don't have an internal urethra like mammals, that pumps the semen in. They have an outer groove on the phallus the cum is running in during ejaculation.

 

[aaasss]

can actually go on for a couple minutes

How uncomfortable is it for him to be on your back? Ostriches are pretty heavy...

 

[Der.Zoomer]

Not much more than if he's on a female Ostrich

 

[aaasss]

Not much more than if he's on a female Ostrich

Oh, I meant how uncomfortable is it for YOU when he's on your back. (Sorry, syntax.) Claws, him being heavy, etc.

 

[Vermilion]

Is he even really on the back? As far as I know Ostrich roosters basicly sitting during mating. Though 95% of the weight, or so, should be on the ground.

 

[Coopluvsferal]

Spider

I'd agree if there ibe big enough