Top things not to say during sex

[Wasbitchpolly]

You could have taken that tampon out

???

 

[Erja]

???

Yes i got a little sick myself typing it.

 

[Delmar]

Let me think about it.

 

[K9funfan]

I'd rather this was my dog's penis in my mouth.

 

[Erja]

I'd rather this was my dog's penis in my mouth.

Oh ???

 

[K9funfan]

Oh ???

getting my wish

 

[Erja]

Hahaha hope you enjoyed it alot

 

[K9funfan]

Hahaha hope you enjoyed it alot

i am

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

Any Quote by "Yoda".

 

[Erja]

Any Quote by "Yoda".

"Inhale the future, exhale the past."

 

[Shep Lover]

Wow, you're nothing like the dog.

 

[knotinterested]

What was your name again

 

[Erja]

Hey …. your dog tries to jump me

 

[Erja]

Do you have to catch a bus

 

[knotinterested]

What was I thinking

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

What is a vagina?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Ooooh that’s so small and cute

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"Oh, you have a Headache."
"Mind if Me & duke go a few rounds?"

 

[Bigpaws_Bear]

"Hey, I noticed your out of (Paper Bags).

 

[JT Bullitt]

Thank you for that! But I'm really here to talk about your car's extended warranty.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Can you be quick your dads next

 

[calivoyeur75]

Is that normal?

 

[Erja]

Hahahaha ....... Sorry ...... Hahahaha .... Jahahahs

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve heard theirs a new treatment for it

 

[knotinterested]

Hummm just like your dads

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Haaa haaa haaa

 

[CK4957 STD]

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a
court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be
provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in
mind, do you wish to speak to me?

 

[Smasher372]

Tag your turn

 

[alexagryphon]

Does it always look like that?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I love the little wrinkles on it