Top things not to say during sex

[K9trucker]

Not sure about saying,dam well know as man when women were my main sexual outlet. Do not fuck,cum and then immediatly fall asleep. Cause may not get cut or stabbed,but you will pay the price for what you didnt say. Lol

 

[rng3000]

Is it inside already?

 

[K9trucker]

Dont lol im small endowed & yes ive heard that before...its ok lol idk lol.

 

[Erja]

Did i just snore ?

 

[K9trucker]

Did i just snore ?

Thats a good one

 

[calivoyeur75]

are you done yet?

 

[roversbitch30]

The next guy will be here soon, hurry up.

 

[mares4me]

You're worse than the pizza guy

 

[Dm2192]

Girl: "Your dog fucks better than you."
Me: "I know. Glad to know you're into that, too, though!"

 

[Muttlieclue]

Something smells like a wet dog. LOL..

 

[Muttlieclue]

Girl: "Your dog fucks better than you."
Me: "I know. Glad to know you're into that, too, though!"

My ex wife asked me what was better, her pussy or a Dog's pussy, and she said she wanted the truth. I told her a Dog's pussy was better. In 8 months we were divorced. lol..

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I think the ceiling needs painting

 

[K9funfan]

Hold on, I just missed what Anderson Cooper said on 360.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pass me the vibrator

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Keep in mind, I may cum out some blood.

 

[vagueslut]

"So.. uh.. about that std test last week"
<Note, my worst nightmare

 

[CetaceanLover23]

My hand is better than you.

 

[K9funfan]

Gotta light?

Thanks.

Could you reach the ashtray?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Word of note, when I cum, don't be startled if my right testicle explodes again.

 

[DLMEM202]

Your clit is tiny

 

[K9funfan]

Your clit is tiny

I’ve never been told that.
LOL!

 

[calivoyeur75]

Oh hi Mom

 

[TeslaModel3]

Ok so I actually said this one:

"You know this is my grandparent's old bedroom?"

 

[CetaceanLover23]

“Oh shit! I left the stove on!!!!”

 

[RedBeast]

Your sister was better ?

 

[mares4me]

A dog's ass smells better than you ?

 

[calivoyeur75]

have you seen my watch?

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Guy: “Well, 10:30. Bed time.
Girl: “What! I haven’t even had an orgasm yet. You’ve had 9.”

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Well I suppose you did your best

 

[K9funfan]

Was it good for you?