Top filthy things to say during sex

[Kristy]

Dammit, making me think of other dirty things to say
"Is your body a map? Because my mouth loves to travel"

I blame you Kristy lol

You PIG!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You PIG!

 

[KnotReady]

Ride my face so hard I taste your DNA


pretty filthy out of context lol

I’ve never seen this side of you Ted. smh. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I’ve never seen this side of you Ted. smh. ?

I'm like an onion. Many layers and I make people cry.

 

[KnotReady]

I'm like an onion. Many layers and I make people cry.

*waits to cry*

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

*waits to cry*

Didn't I mention I take a long time................just like an onion.............

 

[KnotReady]

Didn't I mention I take a long time................just like an onion.............

……..i don’t get it. But i believe you sir

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

……..i don’t get it. But i believe you sir

yea, it was meant to be nonsensical.....i couldn't think of anything witty so I went with confusing

 

[Kristy]

yea, it was meant to be nonsensical.....i couldn't think of anything witty so I went with confusing

YOU? Couldn't think of anything witty? Come on, witty is your middle name. We've come to expect witty from you!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

YOU? Couldn't think of anything witty? Come on, witty is your middle name. We've come to expect witty from you!

How dare you dox me like that...telling people my middle name.....

better? lol

 

[Kristy]

How dare you dox me like that...telling people my middle name.....

better? lol

*stands on my chair and applauds and whistles!*
BRILLIANT!!!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

and now you're catcalling me?

*blushes*

 

[Kristy]

and now you're catcalling me?

*blushes*

*laughs!* And I brought all my hetero female friends to holler naughty comments to you, well deserved!

 

[TammCa]

are you in yet ? the dog is so much larger than you

 

[TheZipper]

are you in yet ? the dog is so much larger than you

Wait…are you sure you’ve never had kids?? (sorry, I just came from the “small cock” thread and I’m a little sensitive.) ?

 

[fiddlesticks]

What's the filthiest possible things you could say/heard in bed?

I´ll start....

Take my load I'm going to keep fucking you till I cum in you as much as an elephant.

You fuck better than your dad

 

[anniemalover]

i'm absolutely disgusted with this thread, grow up

 

[fiddlesticks]

i'm absolutely disgusted with this thread, grow up

Looks like someone needs some doggy to calm her down.

 

[Pillar]

i'm absolutely disgusted with this thread, grow up

Why would you comment on the thread if you don't like it? Jesus.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why would you comment on the thread if you don't like it? Jesus.

No, Jesus wouldn't do that.

 

[Pillar]

Not unless he did! Haha!

 

[Taopony]

"You won't be able to sit down for a while, but trust me it's worth it"

 

[Pillar]

Drop those pants. NOW.

 

[Taopony]

"Bend over and spread 'em, I mustn't be late for church"

 

[Pillar]

If you're a man keep those pants on and get out.

 

[Taopony]

"Here, warm yourself up with this banana"

 

[Dogdaddy69]

i'm absolutely disgusted with this thread, grow up

lol

 

[RZT]

What's the filthiest possible things you could say/heard in bed?

I´ll start....

Take my load I'm going to keep fucking you till I cum in you as much as an elephant.

Woof

 

[Kristy]

i'm absolutely disgusted with this thread, grow up

THAT'S your filthy thing to say during sex?? Try to do better.

 

[NaughtyMeowChan]

I guess this thread doesn't like role play.... someone reported my post as incest and had it deleted cause I guess saying daddy during sex is too dirty. That's new.