Time to get a dog. Please help me choose a breed.

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roxy

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I'm finally moving and able to have my own dog. Unfortunately not great circumstances but I am looking on the positive side. I finally get to have my dream of a companion.

My sex fantasy is a Dogo Argentino or Bully Kutta just raping me every night. Destroying me. My favorite movie is pleasure and pain by petlust.

Realistically I know i am not ready for that as a beginner. My companion would be smart and easy to train. Smart enough to understand sex time is only when I am naked on my knees. I would like a dog with a low/medium energy level (whatever long walks 2x daily and a medium size yard is considered). Not a ton of barking. A breed that is a good humper and knotter. Great Danes are kinda lazy at sex in my opinion. Can mentally handle being left while I work for 6 hours.

So I would love

Smart
Easy to train
Able to be alone for 6-8 hours without pulling a husky and destroying everything.
Not need 10+ miles of running each day.
Good at humping.
Willing to be submissive to his master. Not trying to force himself on me at all times. Of course I would be willing to give in if we are alone and it's an appropriate time.
Good/Great with kids
Decent with strangers/Willing to make friends fast.
Medium to large breed. 50-80lbs
Not a ton of health issues.
Not high anxiety.
Not husky stubborn.
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Dream is of course a long cock and a nice big knot (Just big enough to hurt and ensure long ties). Also known for a decent sex drive. Of course if my boy doesn't want sex I will accept it and love him as a companion always. I am open to all suggestions. I promise to really do my research and make sure the dog will be a good fit to me and also buy from a responsible breeder or try to adopt an unneutered male.

I have considered a standard poodle (seems like a good fit to my lifestyle) and a Black Russian Terrier (I would need to adapt to him/very high energy).

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From my experience your list has partly incompatibly overlapping or oppositely directed requests.
Weight ratio, being alone for 6-8 hours, health related definitions, low stubbornness (which is individual, like most of those feats) but submissive.

Regarding "good at humping" others would be better in judgement about this, as I am specifically interested in female dogs (which can hump as well, but it's probably not what you meant for your copulative activities :ROFLMAO: ).

Finally the "good at humping" might be mostly depending on "does the dog have an interest in humping you right then or at all?" - which not all individuals of any of those breeds would answer with "yes".

You can be fortunately blessed and find a dog of any of the races / breeds (including Sib. Husky!) which fulfills your wishes. But from my experience.. you'll have to adjust your Necessities as not all of those will get fulfilled in a way which would make it perfect. Some might even get not fulfilled at all.

Even the most loyal and relaxed dog of a breed could decide for itself, that every leave-alone above 2 hours will result in hours of barking - or (with one of the more Nordic breeds) in howling. What are you going to do then?

It's all somewhat based on how old and how well-socialized the dog is when you get it - and how well you take the time to train the dog that "leaving the flat / house" doesn't mean you won't return - by doing this increasingly over weeks without distressing him once by returning too late or leaving something which makes noise / activities and distresses him.

There's just no pre-programmed robot dog under the alive companions on four paws.
 
YanchaOkami said:
From my experience your list has partly incompatibly overlapping or oppositely directed requests.
Weight ratio, being alone for 6-8 hours, health related definitions, low stubbornness (which is individual, like most of those feats) but submissive.

Regarding "good at humping" others would be better in judgement about this, as I am specifically interested in female dogs (which can hump as well, but it's probably not what you meant for your copulative activities :ROFLMAO: ).

Finally the "good at humping" might be mostly depending on "does the dog have an interest in humping you right then or at all?" - which not all individuals of any of those breeds would answer with "yes".

You can be fortunately blessed and find a dog of any of the races / breeds (including Sib. Husky!) which fulfills your wishes. But from my experience.. you'll have to adjust your Necessities as not all of those will get fulfilled in a way which would make it perfect. Some might even get not fulfilled at all.

Even the most loyal and relaxed dog of a breed could decide for itself, that every leave-alone above 2 hours will result in hours of barking - or (with one of the more Nordic breeds) in howling. What are you going to do then?

It's all somewhat based on how old and how well-socialized the dog is when you get it - and how well you take the time to train the dog that "leaving the flat / house" doesn't mean you won't return - by doing this increasingly over weeks without distressing him once by returning too late or leaving something which makes noise / activities and distresses him.

There's just no pre-programmed robot dog under the alive companions on four paws.
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What I mean by submissive is not be agressive with humans. I have seen many videos where the dog is growling or nipping at the human because it wants sex now. I would prefer a breed thats not known for aggression. I also understand its a training thing too and you have to establish yourself as the leader of the household.

I could have worded it better than good at humping. I guess I just mean how Danes are always stereotyped as lazy at sex. Try's to hump a few times and stops. Will settle for a BJ. All the videos I see are not great. Again this is purely a want I threw in.
I don't expect my dog not to bark. It's a dog but again some breeds are known for being very vocal and will alert you to a mail man 1 mile away. I am basing my wants off of the AKC website where it rates dogs as more laid back/protective of his house/family/good with kids. I know its not foolproof but I am asking for sugesstions to consider. Not someone to pick out a dog for me without me doing any research.

The thing I worry about and need more advice is establishing myself as the leader of the pack ( I guess the best words) while also submitting as his bitch. I have seen too many uncontrolled dogs since the pandemic. The dog thinks it can bark or bite at anyone in public and even turn on his human if his owner tries to stop him. Like that video of the pitbull who keeps trying to get at his owners GF when she wants to leave the bed. The dog finally growls at his master and nips him. I plan to read alot about training before I take on such a big commitment but I worry that adding in the sexual aspect will make it harder. I would think a dog would associate the person it's knotting as someone who is submissive to them. It's not like there is a ton of mainstream info about this.
 
Just my 2c here. It's going to be very difficult. It might be better looking for a matured dog who's already mostly developed and hopefully been taught all the house manners you need from him etc. A puppy will require 24/7 supervision, training and company. If you can't organise that or find a dog sitter or family member that can make sure your pup behaves and has everything it needs all the time then I think you're setting yourself up for disaster.

I really mean this in the best way possible, your expectations of your dog-to-be are massively unrealistic. Almost all of the traits you've mentioned differ from dog to dog depending on their personality, not so much on their breed. Sure, different breeds have more predominant characteristics to start with but as your dog is trained and develops his or her personality you'll see that those breed characteristics become less prominent and that good training, socialising, environmental factors etc. become what makes your dog who she/he is.

There are some breeds that are more energetic than others, purely because of their size or body proportions.

If I understand this correctly, you've never had any experience before. Training your dog is much more than just ascerting yourself as the "leader of the pack" there's a million different training techniques and I focus more on being my dog's "everything." I like to think of it as myself being the gateway to everything she needs, so respect and "submission" come naturally. But get yourself a good trainer, spend the money on a few courses and you'll see things through a new perspective.

Dogs are incredible and each and every one is totally different from the last. They're not items on a shelf you can simply pick one that ticks all the boxes. They're sentient beings, they change, develop, have emotions, good days and bad days. Etc.

Hope you come right!
 
Unfortunately you can't just look at breed standards and generalizations and expect every dog of that breed to be the same. They are different they are individuals; and like people they all have their own personality.

For a first time dog owner I'd not recommend dogs like huskies, or malinois, or amped up herding breeds like a collie. However that's all just generalization. You could find a dog of these breeds that turns out to be everything you want and perfect.

You won't know till you have the dog and can see for yourself....you also can't just get a dog and expect it to behave itself constantly. You can't just have a dog expect sex all the time. You have to take the time to learn the dog and have the dog learn you. You both teach each other, you show them what's acceptable and what's not, it take work and a lot of effort.

Same with forming a sexual connection with them. You can get a dog and that just doesn't happen; nothing against you and the dog but sometimes it just is. Doesn't mean you stop loving the dog because they can still be bonded to you without it being sexual. Just temper expectations a bit and make sure when you get a dog your in it for the wellbeing of the dog. Honestly for the well being of you both because outside of sexual they bring so much joy to life.
 
Just joining in here because I am curious, is there any way to tell if you're going to adopt a dog who will want to do it? Just get on all fours when you are alone with them or ?
 
I just want to chime in and say make sure you are moving into an actual house that you own. Unfortunately dogs don't have the same rights as us and you could end up having to move, but only to learn no places accept pets. Currently counciling a zoo friend who can only afford up to 1000 rent, and nowhere in his town of 2 million seems to have somewhere to rent, that allows big dogs. The solution we came up with is that he can live in his grandparents RV, at an RV park,but that is obviously temporary.
 
I would advise you hold off until you can build yourself the stable and wonderful life that is required to raise a properly loving companion. It isn't fair to your mate if you bring then into your studio apartment, where you have to move again next year, and mighe have to leave them in the kennel when you go out of town etc. Where you can get caught and your mate put to sleep if someone decides to look through your window. Meanwhile. You cant afford vet insurance, you feed them grain crap dog food from the grocery store, and can only walk them once a day because you live on the 7th floor.

Work on yourself first, get a stable career, build a savings, buy a house with at least a backyard... then maybe, you can live that perfect zoo fantasy. This is a truth that I guarantee you most people will refuse to accept.
 
ZooDogLover320 said:
I would advise you hold off until you can build yourself the stable and wonderful life that is required to raise a properly loving companion. It isn't fair to your mate if you bring then into your studio apartment, where you have to move again next year, and mighe have to leave them in the kennel when you go out of town etc. Where you can get caught and your mate put to sleep if someone decides to look through your window. Meanwhile. You cant afford vet insurance, you feed them grain crap dog food from the grocery store, and can only walk them once a day because you live on the 7th floor.

Work on yourself first, get a stable career, build a savings, buy a house with at least a backyard... then maybe, you can live that perfect zoo fantasy. This is a truth that I guarantee you most people will refuse to accept.
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This^^ I was 32 before I got my first dog.
 
roxy said:
Smart
Easy to train
Able to be alone for 6-8 hours without pulling a husky and destroying everything.
Not need 10+ miles of running each day.
Good at humping.
Willing to be submissive to his master. Not trying to force himself on me at all times. Of course I would be willing to give in if we are alone and it's an appropriate time.
Good/Great with kids
Decent with strangers/Willing to make friends fast.
Medium to large breed. 50-80lbs
Not a ton of health issues.
Not high anxiety.
Not husky stubborn.
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Golden retriever

However…like some other folks have been mentioning…a lot of this stuff isn’t “built in” and needs to be trained. So, the first two items on your list are important, and I love that they’re at the top of your list, but YOU need to train them properly. Training is…simple but not easy. You need to put a ton of time in and pay attention and be consistent and intentional. But it’s simple in that you just reward good behaviors and punish bad ones. Reward being treats and punish being expressing stern disapproval (don’t hit your dog).

Anyway, goldens have built in smarts and are easy to train IF you do the above basics. They don’t train themselves. They’re a medium energy level but can handle a high energy load. They’re kind of “energy matchers”. Kenneling didn’t work well for me and I abandoned it early. Though I did make a small pen to put him in at night so he didn’t pee all over the house. Through the puppy phase, I kept him in the backyard with a nice heated dog house when I couldn’t be at home with him. Now that he’s house-trained, he’s got a doggy door access to the backyard. With these basics in place, it was easy to train him what he can and can’t chew and it’s easy to leave him alone for 8-10 hrs or all day because he keeps himself plenty entertained. So the “pulling a husky” thing is largely about providing space for them to move and things that they’re allowed to chew in combination with that naturally smart disposition.

Naturally so good with other people and kids and other dogs.

I can’t speak to the sexual stuff other than the pack leader thing comes naturally with your normal training and goldens have plenty of vitality. The rest is up to you and how you want to develop a sexual relationship. It’s pretty easy to train him that that sort of behavior is not appropriate outside of the bedroom.

All of this post is geared toward getting a puppy, too. I went this route because I didn’t want to deal with untraining bad habits but it comes with its own challenges. House training…what a stressful nightmare that was. These things are way harder in a rental property where you’re subject to a landlady’s rules. Having you’re own home is best. It’s nice to be able to just hack a hole in my back door and install a doggie door. Also…some of the accidents my puppy had on the carpet are things I wouldn’t wish on the worst of landlords.
 
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