Things you wish new members knew before starting

[Activedogcouple]

1 dit is geen datingsite
2 de dames van het forum willen je verdomde lul niet zien, dus hou hem in je broek en uit je avatar, PM's en introductie posts
3 eigenaren willen niet dat vreemden seks hebben met hun partners, het zijn geen seksspeeltjes

Thank jou

 

[Ownerstud]

Treat this like a place where your freinds congregate, be cordial, have a few laughs, show respect, if you make a judgement error own up to it and apologize

 

[Schuppentier]

Posting just the word "hot" does not adds anything of value to a thread, unless it's topic is "just post the word hot"

 

[Ownerstud]

Posting just the word "hot" does not adds anything of value to a thread, unless it's topic is "just post the word hot"

Hot

 

[dartel]

Posting just the word "hot" does not adds anything of value to a thread, unless it's topic is "just post the word hot"

I'm on record saying porn threads should be auto locked as soon as they're created, with the exception of topic creator so they can post more things in a single thread.

 

[nekdoneco123]

I'm on record saying porn threads should be auto locked as soon as they're created, with the exception of topic creator so they can post more things in a single thread.

not a bad idea, reactions should be enough for feedback instead of sea of useless "hot"s with the odd "bad lighting/angle, because it's easy to film something with one hand and no camera crew" here and there. it would also make looking through threads for new stuff from the poster easier. i'm pretty sure there are some threads with like 2-4 pages of "oh, that's hot" and then something new on page 5, can't blame some ppl simply making a new thread instead.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You might have "searched" for something before making a request thread....but why don't you go ahead and SEARCH, because it's 99% most likely on this site and repeated content is no fun for anyone.

 

[rockymountaindog]

*Takes out notebook*

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Owners do not owe you anything. YOU (if you are "looking for an owner") are the one who must prove to THEM that you are not a shit human for their animal.

 

[rockymountaindog]

Owners do not owe you anything. YOU (if you are "looking for an owner") are the one who must prove to THEM that you are not a shit human for their animal.

Honestly I was surprised at how many zoos I talked to that the first thing they brought up was this. Like damn I'm not a thirsty hoe trying to get laid, I'm a decent person lol.

But yeah kind of sad that this has to be said.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Honestly I was surprised at how many zoos I talked to that the first thing they brought up was this. Like damn I'm not a thirsty hoe trying to get laid, I'm a decent person lol.

But yeah kind of sad that this has to be said.

I know!! And reading the threads "seekers" start, it's like they think they're doing the owner a favor or some shit.

 

[Shalmaneser]

often you can write a sentence or request in 2 ways ...
- a short and rude one
- one a little longer and much more polite.

Yes, it might be better if certain people were actually polite for a change.

 

[Kristy]

Pretty simple. Post a thing you wish a new member would know before they start posting

I'll start

This is not a hook-up site

That topics prohibited in forums, are also prohibited in PMs. That's one of the rules.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

That topics prohibited in forums, are also prohibited in PMs. That's one of the rules.

Oh, if only they would read the dam rules and actually follow them!!! Imagine how much BS would be wiped away lol

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Oh, if only they would read the damn rules and actually follow them!!! Imagine how much BS would be wiped away lol

I really wish people would do just that, the day I log in and don't see a waiting list of reports or recently closed ones is the day Hell has problems with the pipes being frozen

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

While this is not a dating site, if you are going to lurk in the personals, don't respond to someone looking with "wish you lived in my state" or "too bad you don't live X hours away closer to me". Not only is it pointless, but it is also kinda creepy.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Understand that not every person that has sex with animals is a broken human being that has experienced trauma to end up this way. Many zoos, such as myself, grew up in a realitively normal household and knew of their zoophilic feelings pretty much as soon as puberty hit. Many zoos are just typical down to earth people that wouldn't stand out from your coworker nor the person standing in line at a checkout counter of a grocery store.

In the same regard, understand that not every person that has sex with animals is going to have a kink/taboo list 20 pages long. There are reasons to be in a zoophilic relationship other than sex, nor is sex a guarantee in the first place. But even if said relationship is of a sexual nature understand that many people still don't like kinks such as BDSM, Scat, Pee, Degradation, etc.

And lastly, THIS IS NOT AN INCEST FORUM. If you have an incest fetish you better keep it to yourself and keep your mouth shut about it. It's as simple as that.