Things you wish new members knew before starting

There are already 1 million+ "ladies" threads in general...everyone is sick and tired of them. if youre horny, go to the PORN sections and read stories or i dont know....watch some clips?

In hand with the first point, repetitive question threads that can be answered by searching first....i know there are alot of men coming into the site worried about their sexuality, and need reassurance or acceptance, but theres plenty of old threads with the same answer.
 
often you can write a sentence or request in 2 ways ...
- a short and rude one
- one a little longer and much more polite.

if the only words you can say are "dick" and "fuck", maybe you don't quite know who we are ....

(at least this concerns me and whoever writes to me)
 
The fact that some of the members here have sex with animals does in no way, shape or form mean that they are open to have sex with anybody or anything.
"They have sex with animals, ofcoarse they will have sex with me" is an invalid and very false argument. Members here are most certainly not interested in having sex with you.
 
Take the time to research someone before messaging them. Read their previous post and their profile info (if they have one) so you have some idea of their interest. Just because someone is interested in chatting with others doesn't they want to hear you perv out or are open to sharing stories of experiences.
 
Oh, cool thread idea.

1. Come up with a creative username that is not vulgar (avoid the use of cock, dick, pussy, etc.) While this has already been said, it cannot be overstated
2. Have an avatar that is unique or creative. Do not include genitals in your avatar
3. Put something in your "about" section. Bonus points for making it descreptive
 
don't give any advice if you have zero experience. watching porn is not experience. giving dumb and sometimes kinda dangerous advice to ppl can in some cases get them and their partners hurt.

ppl really need to understand that an advice usually ending with "make photos/vids" probably comes from some thirsty kinkster who doesn't give a fuck about your or your partner's health.

i'm also pretty fucking tired of all the "you need to stretch to take in a watermelon at least" kind of dumbass advice. apparently it's not the difference in diameters what makes tying possible. "the knot doesn't go in inflated" needs to be somewhere in big font and flashing colors.... or dildogging needs to be removed on sight or "canine penis doesn't work like a human penis" (my guesses where ppl get the idea it goes in fully erect)
 
Videos are fairly useless as instructions go just visit the how to's. There's been a handful of times that entire threads have been deleted because some idiot opened on a potentially identity revealing topic even though we're supposed to be in hiding... for the most part a hem. Last but not least quit reposting the same old commercial bs from other sights it's usually always abusive and nobody other than the poster wants to watch that shit.
 
If you are here because you really love animals. Welcome, look around, enjoy and you are not alone.
If you are here for porn there is a section for that. Go to it and don't bother people.
If you are here for hook ups there is a section for that. Go there and don't bother people.
If you are here to be a dick, well, we already have ones much better attached to much better lovers than you.
 
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