Things you can say to your Dog but not your girlfriend.

[ShadowFox88]

Inspired by Whose line is it anyway.
I will start.

Come!.

 

[pes]

Absolutely anything.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I'm glad you actually exist

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Fetch!

 

[Enohiker10]

Go to your room!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Fetch!

Why would this be bad to say to my non-existent gf? lol

 

[FloofyNewfie]

"You're such a good girl, yes, you're such a good girl!"

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Why did you shit in my shoes?

 

[Goattobeloved]

Hush now!
Sit. Stay!

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

I need to get you a new collar

 

[YIMBY]

You're going to die so much sooner than me.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

I need to get you a new collar

That is a completly legitimate thing to say even to some of us, lol

Let me clip your claws

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

That is a completly legitimate thing to say even to some of us, lol

Let me clip your claws

Sorry, my imaginary girlfriend is kind a prude lol

Stop digging up the flowerbed!

 

[Enohiker10]

Quit licking yourself.

 

[Taopony]

You are such a bitch

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Stop humping the neighbor's leg!

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Who's a good girl? You're a good girl!

 

[MoreBeastThanMan]

Someone needs to go on a diet

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Stop barking at the mailman!

 

[Zoohorseman]

You've been such a good boy today!

 

[iwanttobeabottom]

You're a bitch.