Tell us a joke.

[Valkiria]

Some man caught the goldfish.
--Come on, make your two wishes, I'm in a hurry, -- said the goldfish.
--Oh, wait, shouldn't it be three wishes? -- asked the man.
--Look in your pants.
--WOOOOOOAAAH!
--Dude, it's not my first day being a goldfish!

 

[milabue]

Wise man say: Dog who run after car become exhausted.

 

[milabue]

Wise man say, however, that dog who run in front of car get tired.

 

[UR20Z]

Are we in "that" category?
OK, since that seems to be the case -
Never forget the words of the wise man who said "He who stand on toilet get high on pot".

 

[milabue]

Wise man also say: dog who run with Marines get fatigued.

 

[Valkiria]

A wise man once told me to never give up on my dreams.

That is why I keep sleeping.

 

[milabue]

However, wise man say that dog who run in Cruella's clothing shop get worn out.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

What is another way of saying you are ejaculating in a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

The pedophile decided to skip breakfast this morning. But said he would grab a little something on the way to work.