Sexual behavior in sheep and goats:
Male: "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Not yet."
Male (6 seconds later): "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Not yet."
Male (4 seconds later): "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Not yet."
Male (10 seconds later): "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Not yet."
<wavery image with text overlay that reads "Four days later">
Male: "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Getting closer, but still not yet."
Male (6 seconds later): "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Still no."
Male (3 seconds later): "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female: "I think I MIGHT be..."
Male: "Lemme check! <mounts>"
Female: "Nope, sorry, false alarm. <scoots out from under male>"
Male (5 seconds later): "You gotta be in heat by now! Lemme try again! <mounts> <tries poking around>"
Female: "Still not there yet. <scoots away>"
etc, etc, etc, etc, etc, for hours, if not days, until finally...
Male: "Are you in heat yet? Smells like you might be! Can I fuck you?"
Female "Not sure - let's tr... Eep!"
Male: "<Mounts and starts frantically searching for the hole>"
Female: "Hey! That's not it! Lower, you idiot! <scoots out from under>"
Male (10 seconds later): "OK, lemme try again, I'll get it right this time! <mounts> <finds hole> <THRUST> <squirt> <dismount>"
Female: "Is that it?"
Male: "Huh? What you talkin' 'bout? Oh, hey, are you still in heat? Smells like you might be. Can I fuck you?"
Female: "If you must..."
Male: "<Mount> <Seek> <Enter> <THRUST> <squirt> <dismount>"
Female: "<nibbles a leaf> Not very impressive..."
Male (5 minutes later): "Hey, are you still in heat? Smells like you might be. Can I fuck you?"
Female: "Whatev... Eep!"
Male: "<Mount> <Seek> <Enter> <THRUST> <squirt> <dismount>"
Female: "Didn't I just see a nice blade of grass over there?"
Male (5 minutes later): "Hey, are you still in heat? Smells like you might be. Can I fuck you?"
<lather, rinse, repeat for the next day or so>