Sad Bastard Club

[Wasbitchpolly]

We need somebody to run the bar, I’ve got my own to do

 

[Erja]

I would be my own best guest

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

No, there’s plenty of sad bastards here ????

 

[Erja]

The best of the best sorry drunk bastads . Sounds like coming home

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ll have a pub full of them in a couple of hours?

 

[Erja]

Ik dont know if i last that long, but its worth the try. In getting thirsty of al this typing.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Time for a ??

 

[Erja]

Oh yesssss . Hot to run. Bye bye

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Have a nice day ?

 

[mares4me]

So, if I'm not a sad bastard, but just a standard bastard, can I get a drink here?

No, sad bastards only! Out!

Just kidding. Have a few beers, friend.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pull up a chair and kick off your shoes.......unless you’ve got holes in your socks or sweaty feet ?

 

[mares4me]

We need somebody to run the bar, I’ve got my own to do ☹

Sorry, been absent the last few days. Figured this place would magically run itself ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ve been absent too , no time for anything lately, too many hours at work and no staff

 

[mares4me]

Gotta make that money!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Pays the bills

 

[mares4me]

A free beer for you, bitchpolly! Enjoy

 

[K9funfan]

She’s gone and I’m thirsty. No sense in letting it get flat and warm.
Bottoms up! (Shhhh don’t say anything she’ll never know)

 

[IAmAFunGuy]

I'll have a bottle of your finest pinot noir

 

[Horsedan]

Do you serve Mikes Hard in here ??? .. if so, pour me a glass and I'll stay a while

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

We serve anyone , particularly if your hard

 

[mares4me]

Do you serve Mikes Hard in here ??? .. if so, pour me a glass and I'll stay a while

No, but we have our own McFuckerson's Marecum Beer available just for you

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I’ll try that

 

[mares4me]

Hope you don't mind the strong mare scent from it ?

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Sniff sniff ...aphrodisiac

 

[K9funfan]

Bring the mare in here!

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Neigh neigh ??

 

[K9funfan]

Lets do shots. I wanna do shots. Anyone want shots?

 

[sizzlestud]

I will take a Mcfuckerson’s please... just what i need after a dreary wet monday ( not the good wet either) ?

 

[mares4me]

*plays Shots by LMFAO*

 

[sizzlestud]

Lets do shots. I wanna do shots. Anyone want shots?

Ill do one or two... not sure how it will react with my McFuckerson’s so ill start slow