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Friend: When you get to the alehouse, see a way to get a message to my wife.

Jacob: Anything, Friend. Anything.

Friend: Tell her... tell her I hate her. Tell her I did burn her father's barn. 'Twas payment for forcing our marriage. Tell her I loved her sister. Who I had. Many times. From behind. Like a beautiful prize sow.

Jacob: If I'd have known that, I would have paid you more respect, brother.
 
"I usted to be an adventurer like you.... Then, I took an arrow in the knee" - Skyrim npc
 
This is one of yogi bera's . There is a book with a thousand of his quotes all very hilarious

'Things were better before.'

"Things were better before what?"

'Precisely'
 
"Can't repeat the past?" he cried incredulously. "Why of course you can" (116)

The Great Gatsby (Book of course)
 
You never go ass to mouth! ~ Dante Hicks

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free. ~ Bill Hicks
 
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