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Quirky Behaviors

zoofuntimes

zoofuntimes

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Hi all,

I’m curious if anyone else’s beasty friend(s) do anything that irks you but also isn’t that terrible or unhealthy. My dog, whom I love dearly, is like a heat seeking missile deployed to eat my underwear. I of course have quickly adapted to minimize his access and now I keep my laundry hamper in the closet. But he never eats any other clothing. In fact, he doesn’t even care about all of my underwear. He never bothers with my regular cotton briefs, but if I slip up and leave my fancy expensive very comfortable underwear on the floor for even a couple minutes, I can be sure to find it in tatters later in the evening. He will launch himself at them if I drop a freshly clean pair out of the dryer or when I strip off a dirty pair before taking a shower. I’m guessing whatever fabric blend they are made of must taste delicious. But, buddy, please stop! Why must your palette be so elevated and costly?! It had been about 6 months since his last successful hunt, but he devoured another pair yesterday.

Anyway, anyone else have other confounding/slightly annoying but ultimately entirely forgivable habits your animal friends/partners/lovers engage in?
 
Haven't had a dog yet male or female this didn't love eating the crotch out my panties. Never touched my husbands underwear. Learn to never leave them lying around. I like to think my scent is just amazing, lol
 
I bet your scent is irresistible.

It’s a compliment and kinda charming of them to do it. kinda hard to imagine they don’t get to lick the real thing enough that they also need our underwear.
 
zoofuntimes said:
I bet your scent is irresistible.

It’s a compliment and kinda charming of them to do it. kinda hard to imagine they don’t get to lick the real thing enough that they also need our underwear.
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oh trust me they always got a chance to lick the real thing, I think dogs just have a panty fetish :ROFLMAO:

And @zoofuntimes thank you for the compliment a woman always loves to hear they are irresistible.
 
Mine are just quite nice boxer briefs! This darn goofball. Couldn’t relate, bc as much as I love a sexy pair of panties, I’m inevitably more drawn to what’s inside them.

I’m just basing my opinion on the clear evidence in front of me 😘. I’m always open to personally confirming my suspicions about such matters, but I’ll stand by my statement of your irresistible scent regardless.
 
My dog would always eat the wife thongs. They would go missing and we had no clue what was going on until one day he walked into the living, started hacking, and proceeded to projectile cough up a wad of her thong. He would also crew a whole in the crotch of my underwear all the time. We had to start putting our dirty laundry in a hamper in the closet so he couldn’t go snooping.

Now he’s started destroying house plants the moment you leave the room. We’ve caught him on camera watching one of us leave, he goes to the plant, looks around, and then just chomps all the leaves off of it. He doesn’t eat them. Just bites them off the plant and spits them off. Midlife crises is hitting him in very strange ways.
 
Mine throws paws on repeat when she wants something until she gets it even if it's something shes not allowed to have so some times it's just a half hour of her following me around the house throwing paws every time she can get in front of me until she gets distracted. God forbid I'm watching a movie or something and I have to sit there absent mindedly catching her paw through half the movie
 
The Me I Am said:
My dog would always eat the wife thongs. They would go missing and we had no clue what was going on until one day he walked into the living, started hacking, and proceeded to projectile cough up a wad of her thong. He would also crew a whole in the crotch of my underwear all the time. We had to start putting our dirty laundry in a hamper in the closet so he couldn’t go snooping.

Now he’s started destroying house plants the moment you leave the room. We’ve caught him on camera watching one of us leave, he goes to the plant, looks around, and then just chomps all the leaves off of it. He doesn’t eat them. Just bites them off the plant and spits them off. Midlife crises is hitting him in very strange ways.
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The very first time I found out he ate one of my nice underwear was when he vomited it out on a walk and my first thought after “are you ok?!” Was “oh, that’s where they went!”
 
thepainter said:
Mine throws paws on repeat when she wants something until she gets it even if it's something shes not allowed to have so some times it's just a half hour of her following me around the house throwing paws every time she can get in front of me until she gets distracted. God forbid I'm watching a movie or something and I have to sit there absent mindedly catching her paw through half the movie
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Any chance she’s a boxer breed?
 
zoofuntimes said:
The very first time I found out he ate one of my nice underwear was when he vomited it out on a walk and my first thought after “are you ok?!” Was “oh, that’s where they went!”
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Same. We laughed so hard though at the distance the pantie wad flew out that boys mouth. We also then realized later on that there were just bits of colorful cloth in his stool piles out in the yard. We just never payed too much attention to it before.
 
Sounds like the end of the movie The Usual Suspects when all the mystery comes together in a flash. Every missing panties case suddenly solved at once
 
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