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Feeling weirdly turned on rn by these poo bag holders that dispense the bag through the cartoon dog's gaping anus
 

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Now, I am partnered with a foolish woman who doesn't understand that threats are everywhere.

She naively walks past dogs who might lunge up and rip into her throat. She ignores plastic bags dancing in the wind that can cover her face as she fights for breath.

She doesn't run very fast

She always hears the mailman last

And I don't think her sense of smell is working very well

She walks on clumsy feet, her head floats in the air,

She can't meow and has no fur and doesn't seem to care

that when she sings her nonsense words and baby-talks my name

I look at her politely then must close my eyes in shame

She calls me wiggle butt.

And buggie.

And cuddle bug.

Little one.

Love bug.

Herc-a-jerk.

Hercules.

At this point I just come to anything

Because it might mean food.

Or treats.

Or a walk.

Or cuddles.
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